Pappu SMS

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  • `You cannot get eggs without hens`, said the teacher stressing the point.<br/> Pappu: M'am, my dad can.<br/> Teacher: Please explain yourself.<br/> Pappu: He keeps ducks!Upload to Facebook
    "You cannot get eggs without hens", said the teacher stressing the point.
    Pappu: M'am, my dad can.
    Teacher: Please explain yourself.
    Pappu: He keeps ducks!
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  • Pappu: Say, mother, how much am I worth?<br /> Jeeto: You're worth more than crores to me, dear. But why are you asking?<br /> Pappu: Well, then, could you advance me 100 bucks?Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Say, mother, how much am I worth?
    Jeeto: You're worth more than crores to me, dear. But why are you asking?
    Pappu: Well, then, could you advance me 100 bucks?
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  • Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself?<br /> Pappu: No one else knows where I itch!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself?
    Pappu: No one else knows where I itch!
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  • Santa: If you are good, Pappu, I'll give you this bright new 500 rupee note.<br /> Pappu: Haven't you got a dirty old 1000 rupee note?Upload to Facebook
    Santa: If you are good, Pappu, I'll give you this bright new 500 rupee note.
    Pappu: Haven't you got a dirty old 1000 rupee note?
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  • Pinky: What are you running for, Pappu?<br /> Pappu: I'm trying to keep two fellas from fighting.<br /> Pinky: Who are the fellows?<br /> Pappu: Bunty and me!Upload to Facebook
    Pinky: What are you running for, Pappu?
    Pappu: I'm trying to keep two fellas from fighting.
    Pinky: Who are the fellows?
    Pappu: Bunty and me!
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  • Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend.<br/> Bunty: Really bad, What did you do?<br/> Pappu: I sent it to her Dad!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend.
    Bunty: Really bad, What did you do?
    Pappu: I sent it to her Dad!
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  • Preeto: Pappu, how is your little sister, Pinky?<br /> Pappu: Sick and bed-ridden. She hurt herself.<br /> Preeto: That's too bad. How did she do it?<br /> Pappu: We were playing who could lean furthest out of the window, and she won! Upload to Facebook
    Preeto: Pappu, how is your little sister, Pinky?
    Pappu: Sick and bed-ridden. She hurt herself.
    Preeto: That's too bad. How did she do it?
    Pappu: We were playing who could lean furthest out of the window, and she won!
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  • Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with Sulphur?<br/> Pappu: Kiss.<br/> Teacher: How?<br/> Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss!Upload to Facebook
    Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with Sulphur?
    Pappu: Kiss.
    Teacher: How?
    Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss!
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  • Pappu in Bio Practical Exam.<br/> Examiner: See the bird's leg and tell name?<br/> Pappu I don't know.<br/> Examiner: You have failed. What's your name?<br/> Pappu: See my legs!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu in Bio Practical Exam.
    Examiner: See the bird's leg and tell name?
    Pappu I don't know.
    Examiner: You have failed. What's your name?
    Pappu: See my legs!
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  • Pappu: Dad, what made you marry Mummy?<br/> Santa: So you're beginning to wonder, too!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad, what made you marry Mummy?
    Santa: So you're beginning to wonder, too!
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