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![Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class?<br/>
Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!]()
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Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends! -
![Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?<br/>
Pappu: The Lunch Bell!]()
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Pappu: The Lunch Bell! -
![Teacher to Pappu: What is pie by 4 quarter amplitude phase modulation?<br/>
Pappu: Bimbak Alak Chik Dadi Bamba<br/>
Teacher: Didn't get you.<br/>
Pappu: Same here babes... same here!]()
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Pappu: Bimbak Alak Chik Dadi Bamba
Teacher: Didn't get you.
Pappu: Same here babes... same here! -
![Pappu: Mom, may I have a 5/- Rupee coin for the old man who is crying outside?<br/>
Jeeto: Yes, dear, but what is the old man crying about?<br/>
Pappu: He's crying, `Salty peanuts, 5/- Rupee a bag!`]()
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Jeeto: Yes, dear, but what is the old man crying about?
Pappu: He's crying, "Salty peanuts, 5/- Rupee a bag!" -
![During a text message conversation:<br/>
Pappu: I love you.<br/>
Girl: Iloveyoutoo.<br/>
Pappu: Something wrong with your space bar?<br/>
Girl: No, there's just no space for me to love anyone else!]()
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Pappu: I love you.
Girl: Iloveyoutoo.
Pappu: Something wrong with your space bar?
Girl: No, there's just no space for me to love anyone else! -
![Teacher: What does a chicken gives you?<br/>
Bunty: Eggs.<br/>
Teacher: Very good! Now what does a pig gives you?<br/>
Raju: Bacon!<br/>
Teacher: Great! And what does a fat cow gives you?<br/>
Pappu: Homework!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What does a chicken gives you?
Bunty: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good! Now what does a pig gives you?
Raju: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what does a fat cow gives you?
Pappu: Homework! -
![Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur?<br/>
Pappu: Kiss<br/>
Teacher: How?<br/>
Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss]()
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Pappu: Kiss
Teacher: How?
Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss -
Santa to Pappu (who was eating a guava): Look out for the worms.
Pappu: When I eat guava, the worms have to look out for themselves! -
![`You cannot get eggs without hens`, said the teacher stressing the point.<br/>
Pappu: M'am, my dad can.<br/>
Teacher: Please explain yourself.<br/>
Pappu: He keeps ducks!]()
Upload to Facebook "You cannot get eggs without hens", said the teacher stressing the point.
Pappu: M'am, my dad can.
Teacher: Please explain yourself.
Pappu: He keeps ducks! -
![Pappu: Say, mother, how much am I worth?<br />
Jeeto: You're worth more than crores to me, dear. But why are you asking?<br />
Pappu: Well, then, could you advance me 100 bucks?]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Say, mother, how much am I worth?
Jeeto: You're worth more than crores to me, dear. But why are you asking?
Pappu: Well, then, could you advance me 100 bucks?
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