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![Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself?<br />
Pappu: No one else knows where I itch!]()
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Pappu: No one else knows where I itch! -
![Santa: If you are good, Pappu, I'll give you this bright new 500 rupee note.<br />
Pappu: Haven't you got a dirty old 1000 rupee note?]()
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Pappu: Haven't you got a dirty old 1000 rupee note? -
Banta inquiring about Pappu's maternal Uncle was told that he was very sick.
Banta replied,"Oh, he only thinks he's sick."
He met Pappu after several days and again inquired about his Uncle. Pappu replied, "He thinks he's dead!" -
Pappu (calling father at office): Hello, who is this?
Santa (recognizing son's voice): The smartest man in the world.
Pappu: Pardon me, I got the wrong number! -
![Pinky: What are you running for, Pappu?<br />
Pappu: I'm trying to keep two fellas from fighting.<br />
Pinky: Who are the fellows?<br />
Pappu: Bunty and me!]()
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Pappu: I'm trying to keep two fellas from fighting.
Pinky: Who are the fellows?
Pappu: Bunty and me! -
![Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend.<br/>
Bunty: Really bad, What did you do?<br/>
Pappu: I sent it to her Dad!]()
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Bunty: Really bad, What did you do?
Pappu: I sent it to her Dad! -
![Preeto: Pappu, how is your little sister, Pinky?<br />
Pappu: Sick and bed-ridden. She hurt herself.<br />
Preeto: That's too bad. How did she do it?<br />
Pappu: We were playing who could lean furthest out of the window, and she won!]()
Upload to Facebook Preeto: Pappu, how is your little sister, Pinky?
Pappu: Sick and bed-ridden. She hurt herself.
Preeto: That's too bad. How did she do it?
Pappu: We were playing who could lean furthest out of the window, and she won! -
Pappu to Bunty: I'm not scared of proposing a girl.
Bunty: Then what's the problem?
Pappu: I'm scared about what would happen if she agrees! -
![Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with Sulphur?<br/>
Pappu: Kiss.<br/>
Teacher: How?<br/>
Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss!]()
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Pappu: Kiss.
Teacher: How?
Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss! -
A Principal on a round asked Bunty, "What are you doing outside the classroom?"
Bunty: Nothing, Sir!
Principal: What's your name?
Bunty: Bunty, Sir!
Pappu: And who's this with you?
Bunty: Pappu, Sir!
Principal: And Pappu, what are you doing?
Pappu: Helping Bunty, Sir!
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