Girlfriend: And when we're married, darling, we'll have a nice little house right near mother, so she can drop in any time. Pappu: You bet. We'll get one right by the river! |
Teacher: Bunty has 42 candy bars. He eats 2. What does Bunty have now? Pappu: For sure, Diabetes! |
Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table. "You're so stupid", said Pappu. Santa: That's enough! Pappu, say sorry to Pinky. Pappu: I'm sorry, you're so stupid! |
Pappu: I don't think I deserved zero on this test. Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you! |
Pappu: Please get well soon! Bunty: Who are you talking to? I don't see anyone around. Pappu: I am talking to my 'Grades'! |
Girlfriend: Any plans for 14 Feb? Pappu: 14 Ko Jaldi Sounga, 15 Ko India-Pakistan Match Hai Na... Girlfriend: Tu Single Hi Marega, Kutte! |
Teacher to Pappu: What is number seven, Even or Odd? Pappu: Even. Teacher: How can you make seven even? Pappu: Remove the S! |
Teacher: Hindi Mein Anuvad Karo - There was a fine line between Amitabh and Jaya. Pappu: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi! |
After an emotional hug: Girl: Sweetie, one more hug like that and I'll be yours forever. Pappu: Thanks for the warning! |
Pappu: I'm through with that girl. Bunty: Oh, why? Pappu: She asked me if I danced. Bunty: Well, what's wrong with that? Pappu: I was dancing with her when she asked me. |