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Upload to Facebook Teacher: Hindi Mein Anuvad Karo - There was a fine line between Amitabh and Jaya.
Pappu: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi! -
Upload to Facebook After an emotional hug:
Girl: Sweetie, one more hug like that and I'll be yours forever.
Pappu: Thanks for the warning! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I'm through with that girl.
Bunty: Oh, why?
Pappu: She asked me if I danced.
Bunty: Well, what's wrong with that?
Pappu: I was dancing with her when she asked me. -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class?
Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends! -
Upload to Facebook Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?
Pappu: The Lunch Bell! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher to Pappu: What is pie by 4 quarter amplitude phase modulation?
Pappu: Bimbak Alak Chik Dadi Bamba
Teacher: Didn't get you.
Pappu: Same here babes... same here! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Mom, may I have a 5/- Rupee coin for the old man who is crying outside?
Jeeto: Yes, dear, but what is the old man crying about?
Pappu: He's crying, "Salty peanuts, 5/- Rupee a bag!" -
Upload to Facebook During a text message conversation:
Pappu: I love you.
Girl: Iloveyoutoo.
Pappu: Something wrong with your space bar?
Girl: No, there's just no space for me to love anyone else! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What does a chicken gives you?
Bunty: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good! Now what does a pig gives you?
Raju: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what does a fat cow gives you?
Pappu: Homework! -
Upload to Facebook Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur?
Pappu: Kiss
Teacher: How?
Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss
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