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Upload to Facebook Pappu: I can tell the future.
Bunty: Really?
Pappu: Yes. I can tell you what the score of a Tennis game is before it even starts.
Bunty: What is it?
Pappu: Love all! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Why are the "Middle Ages" sometimes called the "Dark Ages"?
Pappu: Because there were so many Knights! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Mirrors don't lie.
Pappu: And lucky for you, they don't laugh either! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: And when we're married, darling, we'll have a nice little house right near mother, so she can drop in any time.
Pappu: You bet. We'll get one right by the river! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Bunty has 42 candy bars. He eats 2. What does Bunty have now?
Pappu: For sure, Diabetes! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table. "You're so stupid", said Pappu.
Santa: That's enough! Pappu, say sorry to Pinky.
Pappu: I'm sorry, you're so stupid! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I don't think I deserved zero on this test.
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Please get well soon!
Bunty: Who are you talking to? I don't see anyone around.
Pappu: I am talking to my 'Grades'! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Any plans for 14 Feb?
Pappu: 14 Ko Jaldi Sounga, 15 Ko India-Pakistan Match Hai Na...
Girlfriend: Tu Single Hi Marega, Kutte! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher to Pappu: What is number seven, Even or Odd?
Pappu: Even.
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Pappu: Remove the S!
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