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Upload to Facebook Teacher: Batao Semester System Se Kya Fayda Hai?
Pappu: Fayda Toh Pata Nahin, Par Bezati Saal Mein 2 Baar Ho Jati Hai..! -
Upload to Facebook Mom: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Pappu: Padh Raha Hun.
Maa: Excellent! Kya Padh Rahe Ho?
Pappu: Aap Ki Hone Wali Bahu Ke Messages! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Hindi Mein Anuwad Karo,
"There was a fine line between Amitabh & Jaya."
Pappu: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi! -
Upload to Facebook An English teacher asked students to write an essay on My Teacher. After some time, Pappu stands up and asked,
"Madam Ji, Niri Agg Nu English Vich Ki Kehnde Ne?" -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you're so late?
Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell.
Teacher: So?
Pappu: Couldn't find it at first. But now I'm here! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I am sick, Coach. The doctor says I can't play Football.
Coach: I don't need a doctor to tell me that! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: A car smashed into my bicycle, and I didn't even get a scratch.
Bunty: How's that possible?
Pappu: My sister, Pinky was riding it! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Pappu: Finding half a worm! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, please make an international call to my friend from Aberystwyth, Wales.
Santa: How do you know him?
Pappu: He came to our school in student exchange.
Santa: Could you spell that please?
Pappu: If I could spell to, I'd write! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Teacher! Teacher! Bunty swallowed two 5 rupee coins.
Teacher: Now, why would he do that?
Pappu: It was his lunch money!
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