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![PHD holders are applying for peon jobs in UP!<br/>
Aur Hamari Mummy Aise Hi Bolte Rehti Hai Ki Padhoge Likhoge To Banoge Nawab!]()
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Aur Hamari Mummy Aise Hi Bolte Rehti Hai Ki Padhoge Likhoge To Banoge Nawab! -
![Pappu: Dude, me and my girlfriend are getting married.<br/>
Bunty: Wow! When?<br/>
Pappu: Me next month and she may be after that.]()
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Bunty: Wow! When?
Pappu: Me next month and she may be after that. -
![Maths Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other. What do I have?<br/>
Pappu: A drinking problem, obviously!]()
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Pappu: A drinking problem, obviously! -
![School Mein Admission Ke Liye Interview:
Teacher: Beta Aapke Papa Kya Karte Hain?
Pappu: Jo Mummy Bolti Hai!]()
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![Teacher: 5 Mein Se 5 Ghatane Par Kitne Bachenge?<br/>
Pappu: Pata Nahi Madam?<br/>
Teacher: Aggar Tere Paas 5 Bhature Hein Aur Mein 5 Bhature Tujhse Le Lu To Tere Paas Kya Bachega?<br/>
Pappu: Chole!!!]()
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Pappu: Pata Nahi Madam?
Teacher: Aggar Tere Paas 5 Bhature Hein Aur Mein 5 Bhature Tujhse Le Lu To Tere Paas Kya Bachega?
Pappu: Chole!!! -
![Teacher: Batao Date Aur Taarikh Mein Kya Anter Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Ji Madam, Date Par Delhi, Mumbai, Chandigarh Ke Ladke Jate Hain Aur Taarikh Par Ghaziabad, Meerut, Muzaffarnagar Ke Ladke Jaate Hain!!!]()
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Pappu: Ji Madam, Date Par Delhi, Mumbai, Chandigarh Ke Ladke Jate Hain Aur Taarikh Par Ghaziabad, Meerut, Muzaffarnagar Ke Ladke Jaate Hain!!! -
![Santa: Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?<br/>
Pappu: 6,7<br/>
Santa: Wah Mera Beta Toh Bada Hoshiyar Hai, Aur 6,7 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?<br/>
Pappu: 8,9,10<br/>
Santa: Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad?<br/>
Pappu: Ghulam, Begum, Baadshah...!]()
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Pappu: 6,7
Santa: Wah Mera Beta Toh Bada Hoshiyar Hai, Aur 6,7 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?
Pappu: 8,9,10
Santa: Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad?
Pappu: Ghulam, Begum, Baadshah...! -
![Teacher: Batao Semester System Se Kya Fayda Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Fayda Toh Pata Nahin, Par Bezati Saal Mein 2 Baar Ho Jati Hai..!]()
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Pappu: Fayda Toh Pata Nahin, Par Bezati Saal Mein 2 Baar Ho Jati Hai..! -
![Mom: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho?<br/>
Pappu: Padh Raha Hun.<br/>
Maa: Excellent! Kya Padh Rahe Ho?<br/>
Pappu: Aap Ki Hone Wali Bahu Ke Messages!]()
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Pappu: Padh Raha Hun.
Maa: Excellent! Kya Padh Rahe Ho?
Pappu: Aap Ki Hone Wali Bahu Ke Messages! -
![Teacher: Hindi Mein Anuwad Karo,<br />
`There was a fine line between Amitabh & Jaya.`<br />
Pappu: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi!]()
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"There was a fine line between Amitabh & Jaya."
Pappu: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi!
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