Pappu SMS

  • Ek Ladki Class Mein Gana Ga Rahi Thi,'O Zara-Zara Touch me, Touch me, Touch me...' Tabhi Pappu Utha Aur Ladki Ko Chhu Liya,
Aur Bola, <br/>`Himmat Hai To Aage Ga...!`Upload to Facebook
    Ek Ladki Class Mein Gana Ga Rahi Thi,'O Zara-Zara Touch me, Touch me, Touch me...' Tabhi Pappu Utha Aur Ladki Ko Chhu Liya, Aur Bola,
    "Himmat Hai To Aage Ga...!"
  • Mini: Another bad pic. Baby am I ugly?<br/>
Pappu: No, You are beautiful baby. Bas Photographer Bewkoof Hai Tumhara.<br/>
Mini: But Yeh To Selfie Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Mini: Another bad pic. Baby am I ugly?
    Pappu: No, You are beautiful baby. Bas Photographer Bewkoof Hai Tumhara.
    Mini: But Yeh To Selfie Hai!
  • Problem of my life:
    Whenever I try to fall in love with my books,
    My cell phone proposes me.
  • Police: What happened?<br/>
Pappu: I can't find my girlfriend.<br/>
Police: Kab Se?<br/>
Pappu: Bachpan Se!Upload to Facebook
    Police: What happened?
    Pappu: I can't find my girlfriend.
    Police: Kab Se?
    Pappu: Bachpan Se!
  • Bunty to his teacher: Pappu hit me with a can of soda.
    Teacher: Pappu, could you please explain it?
    Pappu: It's just a soft drink!
  • Pappu: Maa Aaj Dal Khane Ka Mann Ho Raha Hai!<br/>
Jeeto: Itne Paise Nahi Hai Chup Chap Butter Chicken Kha Le!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Maa Aaj Dal Khane Ka Mann Ho Raha Hai!
    Jeeto: Itne Paise Nahi Hai Chup Chap Butter Chicken Kha Le!
  • Teacher: What do you know about Ramayan and Mahabharat?<br/>
Pappu: Both were great TV shows made by Ramanand Sagar and B.R.Chopra!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What do you know about Ramayan and Mahabharat?
    Pappu: Both were great TV shows made by Ramanand Sagar and B.R.Chopra!
  • Aunty: Beta Tum Kya Karte Ho?

<br/>Pappu: I make News reach it's target audience.

<br/>Aunty: News Reporter Ho?
<br/>
Pappu: Nahi, Akhbaar Fekta Hu!Upload to Facebook
    Aunty: Beta Tum Kya Karte Ho?
    Pappu: I make News reach it's target audience.
    Aunty: News Reporter Ho?
    Pappu: Nahi, Akhbaar Fekta Hu!
  • Uncle: Beta Kya Karte Ho?<br/>
Pappu: Uncle Babu Hun<br/>
Uncle: Achha Beta Clerk Ho<br/>
Pappu: Nahi Uncle... Aapki Beti Ka, Woh Hamesha Mujhe Kehti Hai 'Mela Babu'!Upload to Facebook
    Uncle: Beta Kya Karte Ho?
    Pappu: Uncle Babu Hun
    Uncle: Achha Beta Clerk Ho
    Pappu: Nahi Uncle... Aapki Beti Ka, Woh Hamesha Mujhe Kehti Hai 'Mela Babu'!
  • Pappu commented on a girl's DP<br/>
Pappu: Your DP is awesome!<br/>
Girl: Awwww... Thank you.<br/>
Pappu: Mujhe Bhi Sikha Do Aise Hi Photoshop Karna!<br/>
*Blocked*Upload to Facebook
    Pappu commented on a girl's DP
    Pappu: Your DP is awesome!
    Girl: Awwww... Thank you.
    Pappu: Mujhe Bhi Sikha Do Aise Hi Photoshop Karna!
    *Blocked*
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