Ek Ladki Class Mein Gana Ga Rahi Thi,'O Zara-Zara Touch me, Touch me, Touch me...' Tabhi Pappu Utha Aur Ladki Ko Chhu Liya,
Aur Bola, "Himmat Hai To Aage Ga...!" |
Mini: Another bad pic. Baby am I ugly? Pappu: No, You are beautiful baby. Bas Photographer Bewkoof Hai Tumhara. Mini: But Yeh To Selfie Hai! |
Problem of my life: Whenever I try to fall in love with my books, My cell phone proposes me. |
Police: What happened? Pappu: I can't find my girlfriend. Police: Kab Se? Pappu: Bachpan Se! |
Bunty to his teacher: Pappu hit me with a can of soda. Teacher: Pappu, could you please explain it? Pappu: It's just a soft drink! |
Pappu: Maa Aaj Dal Khane Ka Mann Ho Raha Hai! Jeeto: Itne Paise Nahi Hai Chup Chap Butter Chicken Kha Le! |
Teacher: What do you know about Ramayan and Mahabharat? Pappu: Both were great TV shows made by Ramanand Sagar and B.R.Chopra! |
Aunty: Beta Tum Kya Karte Ho?
Pappu: I make News reach it's target audience. Aunty: News Reporter Ho? Pappu: Nahi, Akhbaar Fekta Hu! |
Uncle: Beta Kya Karte Ho? Pappu: Uncle Babu Hun Uncle: Achha Beta Clerk Ho Pappu: Nahi Uncle... Aapki Beti Ka, Woh Hamesha Mujhe Kehti Hai 'Mela Babu'! |
Pappu commented on a girl's DP Pappu: Your DP is awesome! Girl: Awwww... Thank you. Pappu: Mujhe Bhi Sikha Do Aise Hi Photoshop Karna! *Blocked* |