Teacher: If you think you are good and fast in maths then tell me what is 12 x 45 = ? Pappu: 132 Teacher: That's wrong. Pappu: But it is fast! |
Bunty: Look at this old photo, look how ugly I was. Pappu: You took that photo yesterday? |
Teacher: Batao 'A' Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai? Pappu: A Kya Bolti Tu! |
During Maths Class: Teacher: Pappu, tell me what is the value of X? Pappu: Sir, Jaan Thi Wo Meri! |
Teacher: What is Life Cycle? Pappu: It's Hard to pedal a cycle, so we shift to a bike... then we shift to more comfort, we buy a car... because of that we develop a tummy and join the Gym. In the Gym, they again give you a cycle... this is called a "Life Cycle"! |
Girlfriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? Pappu: You told me to surprise you! |
Teacher: When was Rome built? Pappu: At night. Teacher: How can you say that? Pappu: Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day! |
Jeeto: Till what time have you been sleeping? Pappu: Till the time you didn't wake me up! |
Bunty: What would you call the colourful Russia? Pappu: RangRussia |
Teacher: Kanjus Kise Kehte Hain? Pappu: Jo 100 Messages Send Karne Par Bhi Reply Nahi Kare. Teacher: Very Good, Ek Example Batao... Pappu: Aapki Beti! |