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Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?
Pappu: You told me to surprise you! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: When was Rome built?
Pappu: At night.
Teacher: How can you say that?
Pappu: Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Till what time have you been sleeping?
Pappu: Till the time you didn't wake me up! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: What would you call the colourful Russia?
Pappu: RangRussia -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Kanjus Kise Kehte Hain?
Pappu: Jo 100 Messages Send Karne Par Bhi Reply Nahi Kare.
Teacher: Very Good, Ek Example Batao...
Pappu: Aapki Beti! -
Upload to Facebook Ek Ladki Class Mein Gana Ga Rahi Thi,'O Zara-Zara Touch me, Touch me, Touch me...' Tabhi Pappu Utha Aur Ladki Ko Chhu Liya, Aur Bola,
"Himmat Hai To Aage Ga...!" -
Upload to Facebook Mini: Another bad pic. Baby am I ugly?
Pappu: No, You are beautiful baby. Bas Photographer Bewkoof Hai Tumhara.
Mini: But Yeh To Selfie Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Police: What happened?
Pappu: I can't find my girlfriend.
Police: Kab Se?
Pappu: Bachpan Se! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Maa Aaj Dal Khane Ka Mann Ho Raha Hai!
Jeeto: Itne Paise Nahi Hai Chup Chap Butter Chicken Kha Le! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What do you know about Ramayan and Mahabharat?
Pappu: Both were great TV shows made by Ramanand Sagar and B.R.Chopra!
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