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Upload to Facebook Pappu: Boys are intelligent than girls.
Girlfriend: Any proof?
Pappu: You always say intelli-GENTS, but you never say intelli-LADIES! -
Upload to Facebook Aunty: Beta Kitne Bade Ho Gaye Ho Tum!
Pappu: Kya Karun Aunty Aur Koi Option Hi Nahi Tha! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What's the difference between Pyaar and Shaadi?
Pappu: Very Simple Sir, Pyaar Insaan Ko Andha Bana Deta Hai Aur Shaadi Insaan Ki Aankhein Khol Deti Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Hey sweetheart, meet my friend Pappu.
Girlfriend: Hi, what do you do?
Pappu: I am the co-author of all the text messages you receive! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I've got a new anorexic girlfriend, but it's not going too well.
Bittu: What happened?
Pappu: I'm seeing less and less of her! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: You know I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once.
Girlfriend: Oh my God! how did you survive?
Pappu: I fell off the bottom rung! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: If you think you are good and fast in maths then tell me what is 12 x 45 = ?
Pappu: 132
Teacher: That's wrong.
Pappu: But it is fast! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Look at this old photo, look how ugly I was.
Pappu: You took that photo yesterday? -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Batao 'A' Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?
Pappu: A Kya Bolti Tu! -
Upload to Facebook During Maths Class:
Teacher: Pappu, tell me what is the value of X?
Pappu: Sir, Jaan Thi Wo Meri!
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