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Upload to Facebook English Teacher: Form a sentence using the word aftermath.
Pappu: I always feel sleepy after math class! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Flying officer Ka Equivalent Rank, Army Aur Navy Mein Kya Hota Hai?
Pappu: Sir, Running Officer & Swimming Officer! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Bunty: What?
Pappu: Guardians of the Galaxy! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I think I should have a new pet or a new girlfriend.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: I'm running out of passwords! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I love you.
Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na?
Pappu: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: What is the difference between a girl's argument and a knife?
Pappu: A has a point! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Maine 5 Kilo Weight Lose Kiya Hai.
Pappu: Wow! You are such a loser! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Fruit Wale Bhaiyya, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever.
Fruit Wala: Ah 'Potatoes Fever' Ki Hunda Hai?
Pappu: Oh My God! You Illiterate People, Potatoes Fever Means 'Aaloo Bukhara'! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu chatting with a girl:
Pappu: Hi, who are you?
Girl: I am a "mystery" girl.
Pappu: Toh Hamare Ghar Ka Furniture Hi Repair Kar Do! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Aur Kya Kar Raha Hai Aaj-Kal?
Pappu: CA
Bunty: Kaun Sa Saal?
Pappu: Har Saal!
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