Pappu SMS

  • Principal: I've had complaints about you, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?<br/>
Pappu: Nothing, sir.<br/>
Principal: Exactly!Upload to Facebook
    Principal: I've had complaints about you, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
    Pappu: Nothing, sir.
    Principal: Exactly!
  • Teacher: Where is your homework?<br/>
Pappu: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Where is your homework?
    Pappu: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload!
  • English Teacher: Form a sentence using the word aftermath.<br/>
Pappu: I always feel sleepy after math class!Upload to Facebook
    English Teacher: Form a sentence using the word aftermath.
    Pappu: I always feel sleepy after math class!
  • Teacher: Flying officer Ka Equivalent Rank, Army Aur Navy Mein Kya Hota Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Sir, Running Officer & Swimming Officer!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Flying officer Ka Equivalent Rank, Army Aur Navy Mein Kya Hota Hai?
    Pappu: Sir, Running Officer & Swimming Officer!
  • Pappu: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?<br/>
Bunty: What?<br/>
Pappu: Guardians of the Galaxy!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
    Bunty: What?
    Pappu: Guardians of the Galaxy!
  • Pappu: I think I should have a new pet or a new girlfriend.<br/>
Bunty: Why?<br/>
Pappu: I'm running out of passwords!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I think I should have a new pet or a new girlfriend.
    Bunty: Why?
    Pappu: I'm running out of passwords!
  • Pappu: I love you.<br/>
Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na?<br/>
Pappu: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I love you.
    Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na?
    Pappu: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!
  • Bunty: What is the difference between a girl's argument and a knife?<br/>
Pappu: A has a point!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: What is the difference between a girl's argument and a knife?
    Pappu: A has a point!
  • Girlfriend: Maine 5 Kilo Weight Lose Kiya Hai.<br/>
Pappu: Wow! You are such a loser!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: Maine 5 Kilo Weight Lose Kiya Hai.
    Pappu: Wow! You are such a loser!
  • Pappu: Fruit Wale Bhaiyya, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever.<br/>
Fruit Wala: Ah 'Potatoes Fever' Ki Hunda Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Oh My God! You Illiterate People, Potatoes Fever Means 'Aaloo Bukhara'!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Fruit Wale Bhaiyya, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever.
    Fruit Wala: Ah 'Potatoes Fever' Ki Hunda Hai?
    Pappu: Oh My God! You Illiterate People, Potatoes Fever Means 'Aaloo Bukhara'!
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