Principal: I've had complaints about you, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Pappu: Nothing, sir. Principal: Exactly! |
Teacher: Where is your homework? Pappu: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload! |
English Teacher: Form a sentence using the word aftermath. Pappu: I always feel sleepy after math class! |
Teacher: Flying officer Ka Equivalent Rank, Army Aur Navy Mein Kya Hota Hai? Pappu: Sir, Running Officer & Swimming Officer! |
Pappu: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Bunty: What? Pappu: Guardians of the Galaxy! |
Pappu: I think I should have a new pet or a new girlfriend. Bunty: Why? Pappu: I'm running out of passwords! |
Pappu: I love you. Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na? Pappu: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru! |
Bunty: What is the difference between a girl's argument and a knife? Pappu: A has a point! |
Girlfriend: Maine 5 Kilo Weight Lose Kiya Hai. Pappu: Wow! You are such a loser! |
Pappu: Fruit Wale Bhaiyya, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever. Fruit Wala: Ah 'Potatoes Fever' Ki Hunda Hai? Pappu: Oh My God! You Illiterate People, Potatoes Fever Means 'Aaloo Bukhara'! |