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![Pappu: Yesterday I was on a date with a girl and suddenly lights went off.<br/>
Bunty: Did you use the opportunity?<br/>
Pappu: Yeah, I drank her cola!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Yesterday I was on a date with a girl and suddenly lights went off.
Bunty: Did you use the opportunity?
Pappu: Yeah, I drank her cola! -
![Pappu: Hello Dominos, one chicken pizza, and one coke.<br/>
Dominos Guy: Do you want anything else sir?<br/>
Pappu: Haan Bhai, Sarkari Naukari Lagwa De!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Hello Dominos, one chicken pizza, and one coke.
Dominos Guy: Do you want anything else sir?
Pappu: Haan Bhai, Sarkari Naukari Lagwa De! -
![Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you are so late?<br/>
Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell.<br/>
Teacher: So?<br/>
Pappu: Couldn't find it at first, but now I'm here!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you are so late?
Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell.
Teacher: So?
Pappu: Couldn't find it at first, but now I'm here! -
![Teacher: Why your paper is blank?<br/>
Pappu: Because sometimes silence is the best answer!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Why your paper is blank?
Pappu: Because sometimes silence is the best answer! -
![Pappu: Please give me 500 rupees.<br/>
Jeeto: Money doesn't grow on trees.<br/>
Pappu: I am fully aware of it. That's why I'm asking you for it!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Please give me 500 rupees.
Jeeto: Money doesn't grow on trees.
Pappu: I am fully aware of it. That's why I'm asking you for it! -
![Teacher: Pappu, your ideas are like diamonds.<br/>
Pappu: You mean they're so valuable?<br/>
Teacher: No, I mean they're so rare!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Pappu, your ideas are like diamonds.
Pappu: You mean they're so valuable?
Teacher: No, I mean they're so rare! -
![Teacher: Can you spell 'Caterpillar'?<br/>
Pappu: How much time I have?<br/>
Teacher: Why?<br/>
Pappu: Because I want to wait until it changes into a butterfly. I can spell that!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Can you spell 'Caterpillar'?
Pappu: How much time I have?
Teacher: Why?
Pappu: Because I want to wait until it changes into a butterfly. I can spell that! -
![Mom: College and School Ko Log Swarg Kehte Hain.<br/>
Pappu: Hmm... Tabhi Badhe Bujurg Kehte Hain Ki Jodiyan Swarg Mein Banti Hain!]()
Upload to Facebook Mom: College and School Ko Log Swarg Kehte Hain.
Pappu: Hmm... Tabhi Badhe Bujurg Kehte Hain Ki Jodiyan Swarg Mein Banti Hain! -
![Bunty: Why did you start working at McDonalds?<br/>
Pappu: Because I heard women love men in uniform!]()
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Why did you start working at McDonalds?
Pappu: Because I heard women love men in uniform! -
![Girlfriend: Why boys like love at first sight?<br/>
Pappu: It saves them a lot of time!]()
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Why boys like love at first sight?
Pappu: It saves them a lot of time!
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