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Upload to Facebook Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you are so late?
Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell.
Teacher: So?
Pappu: Couldn't find it at first, but now I'm here! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Why your paper is blank?
Pappu: Because sometimes silence is the best answer! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Please give me 500 rupees.
Jeeto: Money doesn't grow on trees.
Pappu: I am fully aware of it. That's why I'm asking you for it! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Pappu, your ideas are like diamonds.
Pappu: You mean they're so valuable?
Teacher: No, I mean they're so rare! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Can you spell 'Caterpillar'?
Pappu: How much time I have?
Teacher: Why?
Pappu: Because I want to wait until it changes into a butterfly. I can spell that! -
Upload to Facebook Mom: College and School Ko Log Swarg Kehte Hain.
Pappu: Hmm... Tabhi Badhe Bujurg Kehte Hain Ki Jodiyan Swarg Mein Banti Hain! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Why did you start working at McDonalds?
Pappu: Because I heard women love men in uniform! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Why boys like love at first sight?
Pappu: It saves them a lot of time! -
Upload to Facebook Principal: I've had complaints about you, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Pappu: Nothing, sir.
Principal: Exactly! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pappu: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload!
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