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Upload to Facebook A girl walks to Pappu in a restaurant.
Girl: Hi!
Pappu: Hi!
Girl: Are you alone here?
Pappu: Yes.
Girl: OK, good because I need this chair! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu called his teacher at 2 AM.
Pappu: Teacher, can you repeat what you taught today in class?
Teacher: Wow, was it that interesting?
Pappu: No, I just can't fall asleep! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu went to Police Station.
Inspector: Kya Problem Hai Tumhari?
Pappu: Sir, Mujhe Meri Girlfriend Nahi Mil Rahi.
Inspector: Kab Se?
Pappu: Bachpan Se! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Make a sentence with 'Mohenjo-Daro'.
Pappu: Mohan Jo Daaru Tumhare Paas Hai, Usse Akele Mat Pee Jana! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I love you
Girl: Surat Ko Dekha Hai?
Pappu: Nahi Ahmedabad Tak Hi Geya Hun, Bas! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Bhai Samosa Khayega?
Pappu: Nahi Aaj Mera Upvaas Hai.
Bunty: Paise Main Dunga.
Pappu: Hari Chutney Zyada Dalwa Lena! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu at a shop
Pappu: USHA Ka Cooler Hai?
Salesman: Haan Hai.
Pappu: De Do, Woh Maang Rahi Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What is the value of 'X'?
Pappu: Sir, Jaan Thi Woh Meri! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Yesterday I was on a date with a girl and suddenly lights went off.
Bunty: Did you use the opportunity?
Pappu: Yeah, I drank her cola! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Hello Dominos, one chicken pizza, and one coke.
Dominos Guy: Do you want anything else sir?
Pappu: Haan Bhai, Sarkari Naukari Lagwa De!
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