Teacher: Kids, In this box I have a 10 feet snake. Pappu laughing Teacher: What is it? Why are you laughing? Pappu: You can't fool me teacher... snakes don't have feet! |
Pappu: Dad, I am craving for 6S. Santa (with anger): What? What do you want? Pappu: Success, I want success! |
A girl walks to Pappu in a restaurant. Girl: Hi! Pappu: Hi! Girl: Are you alone here? Pappu: Yes. Girl: OK, good because I need this chair! |
Pappu called his teacher at 2 AM. Pappu: Teacher, can you repeat what you taught today in class? Teacher: Wow, was it that interesting? Pappu: No, I just can't fall asleep! |
Pappu went to Police Station. Inspector: Kya Problem Hai Tumhari? Pappu: Sir, Mujhe Meri Girlfriend Nahi Mil Rahi. Inspector: Kab Se? Pappu: Bachpan Se! |
Teacher: Make a sentence with 'Mohenjo-Daro'. Pappu: Mohan Jo Daaru Tumhare Paas Hai, Usse Akele Mat Pee Jana! |
Pappu: I love you Girl: Surat Ko Dekha Hai? Pappu: Nahi Ahmedabad Tak Hi Geya Hun, Bas! |
Bunty: Bhai Samosa Khayega? Pappu: Nahi Aaj Mera Upvaas Hai. Bunty: Paise Main Dunga. Pappu: Hari Chutney Zyada Dalwa Lena! |
Pappu at a shop Pappu: USHA Ka Cooler Hai? Salesman: Haan Hai. Pappu: De Do, Woh Maang Rahi Hai! |
Teacher: What is the value of 'X'? Pappu: Sir, Jaan Thi Woh Meri! |