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![Pappu was standing with his bike. A guy came and asked,<br/>
`Bike still for sale?`<br/>
Pappu: Yes, it is.<br/>
Guy: What's the lowest you'll go on it?<br/>
Pappu: 3 Kmph. Anything less than that and you'll tip over!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu was standing with his bike. A guy came and asked,
"Bike still for sale?"
Pappu: Yes, it is.
Guy: What's the lowest you'll go on it?
Pappu: 3 Kmph. Anything less than that and you'll tip over! -
![Girlfriend: War is not good, I want peace.<br/>
Pappu: I also want piece, leg piece!]()
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: War is not good, I want peace.
Pappu: I also want piece, leg piece! -
![Girlfriend: Tell me those 3 magical words.<br/>
Pappu: Got Jio Sim!]()
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Tell me those 3 magical words.
Pappu: Got Jio Sim! -
![Pappu: I can't sleep at night?<br/>
Girlfriend: Why, do you have insomnia?<br/>
Pappu: No, I don't have insomnia, I have a JIO sim!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I can't sleep at night?
Girlfriend: Why, do you have insomnia?
Pappu: No, I don't have insomnia, I have a JIO sim! -
![Pappu: I've just been diagnosed with a terminal case of ZFI.<br/>
Bunty: What is that?]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I've just been diagnosed with a terminal case of ZFI.
Bunty: What is that? -
![Pappu: Hey Sweetie! what are you doing?<br/>
Girlfriend: I am just doing some makeup.<br/>
Pappu: You don't need makeup.<br/>
Girlfriend: Awww... really?<br/>
Pappu: Yeah, you need plastic surgery!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Hey Sweetie! what are you doing?
Girlfriend: I am just doing some makeup.
Pappu: You don't need makeup.
Girlfriend: Awww... really?
Pappu: Yeah, you need plastic surgery! -
![At Starbucks:<br/>
Pappu: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?<br/>
Attendant: Sir 200 Rupees!<br/>
Pappu: And Sugar?<br/>
Attendant: Sir sugar is free!<br/>
Pappu: OK! 5 kg. sugar De Do Phir!]()
Upload to Facebook At Starbucks:
Pappu: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?
Attendant: Sir 200 Rupees!
Pappu: And Sugar?
Attendant: Sir sugar is free!
Pappu: OK! 5 kg. sugar De Do Phir! -
![Girlfriend: What shall we do this weekend?<br/>
Pappu: Eat Pizza.<br/>
Girlfriend: No! something romantic.<br/>
Pappu: Eat Pizza in Rain!]()
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: What shall we do this weekend?
Pappu: Eat Pizza.
Girlfriend: No! something romantic.
Pappu: Eat Pizza in Rain! -
![Santa walks into Pappu's room at 5 AM: Very Good Beta, Roz 5 Baje Uthne Ki Aadat Daalo.<br/>
Pappu: Haan Papa, Main Bas Sone Hi Ja Raha Hun, Shaam Ko 5 Baje Utha Dena!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa walks into Pappu's room at 5 AM: Very Good Beta, Roz 5 Baje Uthne Ki Aadat Daalo.
Pappu: Haan Papa, Main Bas Sone Hi Ja Raha Hun, Shaam Ko 5 Baje Utha Dena! -
![Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?<br/>
Girl: Get your own, I am next!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?
Girl: Get your own, I am next!
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