Pappu: When I look into your eyes I always see something beautiful. Girlfriend: Awww... what? Pappu: My reflection! |
Girlfriend: Do I need to repeat myself? Pappu: No. I might not be able to ignore you a second time! |
Converting challenges into opportunity! While in ATM Queue Girl: Hi, can you withdraw ₹2500 for me? The queue is too long. Pappu: Don't worry, we can withdraw 2.5 Lakhs if we both get married! |
Waiter: Do you need anything else? Pappu: Yes, a cup of black coffee. Waiter: And how would you like your coffee? Pappu: Mmmm... black and in a cup! |
Girlfriend: Have you ever been with a fat chick? Pappu: Nope, you're the first one! |
Girlfriend: What do you think about our love? Pappu: Try to count the stars in the sky. Girlfriend: Awww... it's infinite! Pappu: No darling, it's a waste of time! |
Pappu: You know that lady used Face Detection lock/unlock feature on her iPhone7. Now she can't unlock the iPhone 7. Bunty: Why, what happened? Pappu: Because she removed her make-up! |
Girl: Do you like chocolates? Pappu: Yes. Girl: Which one is your favourite? Pappu: Koi Khilaye to Lindt, Khud Khareed Kar Khaani Ho To Wahi Dairy Milk! |
Teacher: Our topic for today is photosynthesis... what is photosynthesis? Pappu: Photosynthesis is our topic for today! |
Pappu: Papa I got 90% in my exams. Santa: I am proud of you, show me your report card. Pappu: Papa you are doubting me, you want proof, you are anti-national. Shame on you. |