Uncle: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai? Pappu: Bas Uncle Tanki Bhar Jayegi Toh Motor Band Kar Dunga! |
Jeeto: Why all the things are on the floor? Pappu: Because of gravity Mom! |
Santa: Can I see your report card? Pappu: No, I don't have it. Santa: Why? Pappu: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents! |
Bunty: My girlfriend eats a lot, what should I do? Pappu: Patthar Maar Uske Munh Pe. Bunty: Woh Kyon? Pappu: Eat Ka Jawaab Patthar Se Do! |
Bunty: Which is your favorite fictional character? Pappu: Girlfriend! |
Pappu: Dad, from whom did I get my intelligence? Santa: It must be from your mother. I still have mine! |
Teacher: Why your paper is blank? Pappu: Because sometimes silence is the best answer! |
Pappu: I have stopped eating burgers, pizzas and all other kinds of junk foods;. Bunty: Why, are you dieting? Pappu: No, actually I don't have any money! |
Pappu: Do you know why bananas are curved? Bunty: No, I don't know. Pappu: Nevermind then, I'll ask another monkey! |
Bunty: How do you know that you made a point to a girl? Pappu: When she says 'whatever'! |