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![Police: Why did you slap that person?<br/>
Pappu: Because he asked me that what is the sound of one hand clapping? So I slapped his face!]()
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Pappu: Because he asked me that what is the sound of one hand clapping? So I slapped his face! -
![Teacher: Complete the sentence. `Early to bed, early to rise...`<br/>
Pappu: This man has neither WiFi nor Wife!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Complete the sentence. "Early to bed, early to rise..."
Pappu: This man has neither WiFi nor Wife! -
![Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?<br/>
Pappu: Because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload!]()
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Pappu: Because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload! -
![Bunty: Which is your favorite fiction character?<br/>
Pappu: Girlfriend!]()
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Pappu: Girlfriend! -
![Interviewer: Are you familiar with Microsoft word?<br/>
Pappu: Yes I've heard that word many times!]()
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Pappu: Yes I've heard that word many times! -
![Trainer: Why do you want to learn Jujistu?<br/>
Person 1: To defend myself.<br/>
Person 2: Discipline.<br/>
Pappu: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries!]()
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Person 1: To defend myself.
Person 2: Discipline.
Pappu: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries! -
![Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?<br/>
Pappu: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!]()
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Pappu: Occasionally but occasions come regularly! -
![Teacher: Please name two pronouns.<br/>
Pappu: Who? Me?<br/>
Teacher: Correct!]()
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Pappu: Who? Me?
Teacher: Correct! -
![Girl: I am a chef.<br/>
Pappu: Oh! Kya Bana Leti Ho?<br/>
Girl: Baat Ka Batangad!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: I am a chef.
Pappu: Oh! Kya Bana Leti Ho?
Girl: Baat Ka Batangad! -
![Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?<br/>
Pappu: You're both.<br/>
Girlfriend: What do you mean both?<br/>
Pappu: You're pretty ugly!]()
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?
Pappu: You're both.
Girlfriend: What do you mean both?
Pappu: You're pretty ugly!
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