Santa: One day you have to pay for everything yourself. Pappu: I know but today is not that day! |
Girl: Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say 'beautiful' instead. Pappu: OK, can you please pass that beautiful sauce? |
Pappu: Hey, Tina you are so gorgeous? Tina: Aww thanks, don't know what to say. Pappu: Just tell a lie something like I did! |
Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument? Pappu: The lunch bell! |
Bunty: What is it called when your crush has a crush on you? Pappu: Imagination! |
Pappu: Do you remember 6 years ago, we were happy and everything was fine? Girlfriend: But we didn't know each other 6 years ago. Pappu: Exactly! |
Teacher: When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down? Pappu: Because there is nobody in the air to catch the ball! |
Teacher: Do you know Newton's second law? Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a Law student! |
Santa: Son, you should do hard work because hard work never killed anyone. Pappu: I know Dad, but why take a chance? |
Pappu: My girlfriend asked me to show more interest in her family. Bunty: So, what did you do? Pappu: Now I am flirting with her sister! |