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Upload to Facebook Pappu: Hey, Tina you are so gorgeous?
Tina: Aww thanks, don't know what to say.
Pappu: Just tell a lie something like I did! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?
Pappu: The lunch bell! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: What is it called when your crush has a crush on you?
Pappu: Imagination! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Do you remember 6 years ago, we were happy and everything was fine?
Girlfriend: But we didn't know each other 6 years ago.
Pappu: Exactly! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down?
Pappu: Because there is nobody in the air to catch the ball! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Do you know Newton's second law?
Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a Law student! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Son, you should do hard work because hard work never killed anyone.
Pappu: I know Dad, but why take a chance? -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: My girlfriend asked me to show more interest in her family.
Bunty: So, what did you do?
Pappu: Now I am flirting with her sister! -
Upload to Facebook Police: Why did you slap that person?
Pappu: Because he asked me that what is the sound of one hand clapping? So I slapped his face! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Complete the sentence. "Early to bed, early to rise..."
Pappu: This man has neither WiFi nor Wife!
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