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Upload to Facebook Pappu: Hello Police station, there's like a thousand dead people here!
Police: Where are you?
Pappu: At the cemetery! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Do you have any superpower?
Pappu: Yes, I have the superpower that if you have got a problem, I can make it worse! -
Upload to Facebook Science Teacher: When is the boiling point reached?
Pappu: When my father sees my report card! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad I got suspended from school.
Santa: What? Why?
Pappu: The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said there is an idiot at the end of the ruler; and I just asked "which end?" -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Happy Birthday baby!
Girl: Awww... thank you sweetheart! What did you get me?
Boy: It was supposed to be a surprise, but you remember that pink Mercedes that you wanted so badly?
Girl: OMG! OMG! OMG! Yes, Yes, Yes, I'm screaming now!
Boy: Well I got you toothbrush in the same colour! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I love you
Girl: Surat Ko Dekha Hai?
Pappu: Nahi Bas Ahmedabad Tak Hi Geya Hun! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Why are you so lazy?
Pappu: I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: You remember that girl who said: "I can't live without you"?
Bunty: Yeah.
Pappu: She is still alive! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: One day you have to pay for everything yourself.
Pappu: I know but today is not that day! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say 'beautiful' instead.
Pappu: OK, can you please pass that beautiful sauce?
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