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![Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria.<br/>
Pappu: Here it is, Sir.<br/>
Teacher: Where? It's a blank. You haven't drawn anything.<br/>
Pappu: Sir, you won't be able to see bacteria without a microscope!]()
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Pappu: Here it is, Sir.
Teacher: Where? It's a blank. You haven't drawn anything.
Pappu: Sir, you won't be able to see bacteria without a microscope! -
![Pappu: I have 2 bad news for you.<br/>
Bunty: Combine them.<br/>
Pappu: Your girlfriend is cheating on both of us!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I have 2 bad news for you.
Bunty: Combine them.
Pappu: Your girlfriend is cheating on both of us! -
![Pappu: Hello Police station, there's like a thousand dead people here!<br/>
Police: Where are you?<br/>
Pappu: At the cemetery!]()
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Police: Where are you?
Pappu: At the cemetery! -
![Bunty: Do you have any superpower?<br/>
Pappu: Yes, I have the superpower that if you have got a problem, I can make it worse!]()
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Pappu: Yes, I have the superpower that if you have got a problem, I can make it worse! -
![Science Teacher: When is the boiling point reached?<br/>
Pappu: When my father sees my report card!]()
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Pappu: When my father sees my report card! -
![Pappu: Dad I got suspended from school.<br/>
Santa: What? Why?<br/>
Pappu: The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said there is an idiot at the end of the ruler; and I just asked `which end?`]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad I got suspended from school.
Santa: What? Why?
Pappu: The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said there is an idiot at the end of the ruler; and I just asked "which end?" -
![Boy: Happy Birthday baby!<br/>
Girl: Awww... thank you sweetheart! What did you get me?<br/>
Boy: It was supposed to be a surprise, but you remember that pink Mercedes that you wanted so badly?<br/>
Girl: OMG! OMG! OMG! Yes, Yes, Yes, I'm screaming now!<br/>
Boy: Well I got you toothbrush in the same colour!]()
Upload to Facebook Boy: Happy Birthday baby!
Girl: Awww... thank you sweetheart! What did you get me?
Boy: It was supposed to be a surprise, but you remember that pink Mercedes that you wanted so badly?
Girl: OMG! OMG! OMG! Yes, Yes, Yes, I'm screaming now!
Boy: Well I got you toothbrush in the same colour! -
![Pappu: I love you<br/>
Girl: Surat Ko Dekha Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Nahi Bas Ahmedabad Tak Hi Geya Hun!]()
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Girl: Surat Ko Dekha Hai?
Pappu: Nahi Bas Ahmedabad Tak Hi Geya Hun! -
![Bunty: Why are you so lazy?<br/>
Pappu: I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing!]()
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Pappu: I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing! -
![Pappu: You remember that girl who said: `I can't live without you`?<br/>
Bunty: Yeah.<br/>
Pappu: She is still alive!]()
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Bunty: Yeah.
Pappu: She is still alive!
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