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![While traveling in a train.<br/>
Stranger: You're so fit.<br/>
Pappu: Thank You, Uncle Lekin Bata Deta Hun Main Upar Wali Berth Pe Nahi Sounga Meri Neeche Wali Seat Hai!]()
Upload to Facebook While traveling in a train.
Stranger: You're so fit.
Pappu: Thank You, Uncle Lekin Bata Deta Hun Main Upar Wali Berth Pe Nahi Sounga Meri Neeche Wali Seat Hai! -
![Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line.<br/>
Pappu: I tried, but somebody was already there!]()
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Pappu: I tried, but somebody was already there! -
![Pappu: I need a doctor's appointment.<br/>
Receptionist: OK, how about 10 tomorrow?<br/>
Pappu: Are you crazy? I don't need that many!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I need a doctor's appointment.
Receptionist: OK, how about 10 tomorrow?
Pappu: Are you crazy? I don't need that many! -
![Santa: Behen Ki Shaadi Hai Aur Cards Bhi Nahi Baatein Ab Tak.<br/>
Pappu: Main Baant Deta Hun, Ek Baar Shuffle Kar Ke De Do!]()
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Pappu: Main Baant Deta Hun, Ek Baar Shuffle Kar Ke De Do! -
![Pappu: My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money.<br/>
Bunty: How?<br/>
Pappu: She married someone else!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money.
Bunty: How?
Pappu: She married someone else! -
![Pappu: Hi, Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?<br/>
Girl: Khushi<br/>
Pappu: Kahan Rehti Ho?<br/>
Girl: Yahi Pichhli Gali Mein Ghar Hai.<br/>
Pappu: Ghar? Par Maine Toh Suna Hai Ki Khushi Ka Koi Thikana Nahi Hota!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Hi, Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?
Girl: Khushi
Pappu: Kahan Rehti Ho?
Girl: Yahi Pichhli Gali Mein Ghar Hai.
Pappu: Ghar? Par Maine Toh Suna Hai Ki Khushi Ka Koi Thikana Nahi Hota! -
![Teacher: What is a Barometer?<br/>
Pappu: It's the distance between Bar & National Highway measured in meters!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What is a Barometer?
Pappu: It's the distance between Bar & National Highway measured in meters! -
![Bunty: I want a Tank.<br/>
Pappu: Well then, why don't you get one?<br/>
Bunty: Because it costs a lot of money. I don't have that kind of money.<br/>
Pappu: Why don't you use your credit card?<br/>
Bunty: How am I going to pay the credit card company? They'll come after me.<br/>
Pappu: Don't be silly. You have a Tank!]()
Upload to Facebook Bunty: I want a Tank.
Pappu: Well then, why don't you get one?
Bunty: Because it costs a lot of money. I don't have that kind of money.
Pappu: Why don't you use your credit card?
Bunty: How am I going to pay the credit card company? They'll come after me.
Pappu: Don't be silly. You have a Tank! -
![Bunty: How's your new girlfriend?<br/>
Pappu: She said that she wanted to walk down the aisle.<br/>
Bunty: What did you do?<br/>
Pappu: I sent her for grocery shopping!]()
Upload to Facebook Bunty: How's your new girlfriend?
Pappu: She said that she wanted to walk down the aisle.
Bunty: What did you do?
Pappu: I sent her for grocery shopping! -
![Pappu to the shopkeeper: Printer Ka Paper Dena.<br/>
Shopkeeper: A4?<br/>
Pappu: A for Apple. Tu Paper De Na Yaar!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu to the shopkeeper: Printer Ka Paper Dena.
Shopkeeper: A4?
Pappu: A for Apple. Tu Paper De Na Yaar!
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