Teacher: How many letters are there in English alphabets? Pappu: 23 without GST, 26 with GST! |
Teacher: Tell me the saddest story of your life? Pappu: Well it all started when I took admission in this school! |
Pappu: You know I got a raise? Bunty: How? Pappu: I asked for it and got one from my boss' eyebrows! |
Teacher: Why did Sita go to the jungle with Ram? Pappu: If you have 3 mother-in-laws in the house, then jungle is a better place to be in! |
Pappu: Do you have any sibling? Village Girl: Haan Hamare Ghar Ke Aangan Mein Shiv Ji Ka Bada Sa Shivling Hai! |
Bunty: Line De Rahi Hai... Ja Usse Date Ke Bare Mein Puchh. Pappu: Behen Ji, Aaj Date Kya Hai? |
Pappu: What is the price for iPhoneX? Salesgirl: ₹102000/- Sir. How would you like to pay? By cash or by card? Pappu: Do you accept kidneys? |
Pappu: Ever since I gifted my girlfriend new iPhone X, I get no late night calls. Bunty: Why? Pappu: Kyonki Bina Makeup Woh Khud Ko Nahi Pehchan Pati Toh Phone Kya Pechanega! |
Bunty: Yaar GST Ka Koi Fayda Nahi. Pappu: Woh Kyon? Bunty: Kya Milta Hai GST Mein? Pappu: Abbe iPhone X Ke GST Mein, Vivo Mil Sakta Hai! |
Pappu went to a book store. Pappu: Mia Khalifa Nude Edition Dena. Store Keeper: Mia Khalifa... Tum Toh Sanat Ji Ke Bete Ho Na? Pappu: Arre Mia Khali Lifafa Do Jaldi! |