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Upload to Facebook Pappu: You know I got a raise?
Bunty: How?
Pappu: I asked for it and got one from my boss' eyebrows! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Why did Sita go to the jungle with Ram?
Pappu: If you have 3 mother-in-laws in the house, then jungle is a better place to be in! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Do you have any sibling?
Village Girl: Haan Hamare Ghar Ke Aangan Mein Shiv Ji Ka Bada Sa Shivling Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Line De Rahi Hai... Ja Usse Date Ke Bare Mein Puchh.
Pappu: Behen Ji, Aaj Date Kya Hai? -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: What is the price for iPhoneX?
Salesgirl: ₹102000/- Sir. How would you like to pay? By cash or by card?
Pappu: Do you accept kidneys? -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Ever since I gifted my girlfriend new iPhone X, I get no late night calls.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: Kyonki Bina Makeup Woh Khud Ko Nahi Pehchan Pati Toh Phone Kya Pechanega! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Yaar GST Ka Koi Fayda Nahi.
Pappu: Woh Kyon?
Bunty: Kya Milta Hai GST Mein?
Pappu: Abbe iPhone X Ke GST Mein, Vivo Mil Sakta Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu went to a book store.
Pappu: Mia Khalifa Nude Edition Dena.
Store Keeper: Mia Khalifa... Tum Toh Sanat Ji Ke Bete Ho Na?
Pappu: Arre Mia Khali Lifafa Do Jaldi! -
Upload to Facebook While traveling in a train.
Stranger: You're so fit.
Pappu: Thank You, Uncle Lekin Bata Deta Hun Main Upar Wali Berth Pe Nahi Sounga Meri Neeche Wali Seat Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line.
Pappu: I tried, but somebody was already there!
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