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Upload to Facebook Bunty: Why is Thor's brother so relaxed all the time?
Pappu: I don't know... he's just 'low-key'! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Today's homework is to read pages from 15-25.
Pappu: Yaay! There's no homework today! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: What are those four words that you never want to hear?
Pappu: There is no food! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: How is your crush?
Pappu: No more.
Bunty: What happened?
Pappu: Nothing, she replied to my Hi now!
Bunty: She doesn't deserve you, bro! -
Upload to Facebook At a wedding function:
Aunty: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai, Kaun Sa Course Lena Hai?
Pappu: Ji Bas Ab Main Course! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: I got a new guitar tattoo.
Pappu: Agar Khujli Karega Toh Bajega Kya? -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Hello Bhai, Kya Haal Hai?
Pappu: Mast Bhai, Tu Suna.
Bunty: Yaar Ek Kaam Tha...
Pappu: Haan Toh Karle, Baad Mein Baat Karenge! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: If you had one rupee and you asked your father for another, how many rupees would you have?
Pappu: One rupee.
Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic.
Pappu: You don't know my father! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: How many letters are there in English alphabets?
Pappu: 23 without GST, 26 with GST! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Tell me the saddest story of your life?
Pappu: Well it all started when I took admission in this school!
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