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Upload to Facebook Uncle: College Jaate Ho Beta.
Pappu: Nahi.
Uncle: Oh Toh School Mein Ho?
Pappu: Nahi, College Mein Hun.
Uncle: Maine Bhi Wahi Pucha.
Pappu: Uncle, College Mein Hun Lekin Jaata Nahi Hun! -
Upload to Facebook Interviewer: What's your strength?
Pappu: I wake-up before the alarm.
Interviewer: What's your weakness?
Pappu: Turning off the alarm and sleeping again! -
Upload to Facebook Mom: Where did you hide the Nutella?
Pappu: I'm nutelling you! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: How much do you love me?
Pappu: I thought there'd be no Maths involved! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Bhai, New Year Ka Plan Kya Hai?
Bunty: Koi Plan Nahi Hai... Kyon?
Pappu: Kuch Nahi Bas Cancel Karna Tha! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu to his mom: I am glad you named me Pappu.
Jeeto: Why?
Pappu: Because that's what all the kids at school call me! -
Upload to Facebook Santa saw Pappu with his girlfriend.
Santa: Tumhein Yeh Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
Pappu: Are Papa, Uska Naam Shobha Nahi, Priya Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: What did you learn today?
Pappu: That, Maths is 90% natural ability and 50% hard work! -
Upload to Facebook At a restaurant:
Waiter: Sir Kya Lenge Aap?
Pappu: Coffee
Waiter: Aur Madam?
Girlfriend: Sab Badhiya Aap Batao! -
Upload to Facebook On a Date:
Pappu: Black coffee for two.
Girlfriend: Mujhe Pink Wali Chahiye.
Pappu: Ek Hi De Do, Yeh Mere Saath Nahi Hai!
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