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Upload to Facebook Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had to punish you. What do you have to say?
Pappu: Thank God, Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: If Colgate kills 99.9% of germs... what does Colgate Sensitive do?
Pappu: It kills 99.9% of germs without hurting their feelings! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: What shall we do this weekend?
Pappu: Eat Pizza.
Girlfriend: No! something romantic.
Pappu: We can eat Pizza in candlelight! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Pappu: We don't call them, they come on their own! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru?
Pappu: He was India's first Prime Minister who didn't allow India's 16th PM to work for four years! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Do you know Newton's second law?
Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a law student! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What is Anesthesia?
Pappu: 2 Amritsari Kulche with Thandi Lassi! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: What do you think you'll be getting for Valentines' Day?
Pappu: Some forwarded messages! -
Upload to Facebook Maths teacher to Pappu, If you have Rs. 1000/- in one pocket & Rs. 1000/- in another pocket, what would you think?
Pappu: Main Kite Apne Piyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Paa Layi? -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Why does one get great ideas come when one is in the toilet?
Pappu: Because 'shit' is out of one's system!
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