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![Pappu: Tomorrow, Men and girls will fight each other.<br/>
Bunty: What? But why?<br/>
Pappu: Because tomorrow is Mangalwar!]()
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Bunty: What? But why?
Pappu: Because tomorrow is Mangalwar! -
![A guy winks at Pappu's girlfriend. <br/>
Girlfriend: Teach him a lesson. <br/>
Pappu (whispering to a guy): Never tell her that she looks fat in Pants!]()
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Girlfriend: Teach him a lesson.
Pappu (whispering to a guy): Never tell her that she looks fat in Pants! -
![Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had to punish you. What do you have to say?<br/>
Pappu: Thank God, Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!]()
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Pappu: Thank God, Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir! -
![Bunty: If Colgate kills 99.9% of germs... what does Colgate Sensitive do? <br/>
Pappu: It kills 99.9% of germs without hurting their feelings!]()
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Pappu: It kills 99.9% of germs without hurting their feelings! -
![Girlfriend: What shall we do this weekend? <br/>
Pappu: Eat Pizza. <br/>
Girlfriend: No! something romantic. <br/>
Pappu: We can eat Pizza in candlelight!]()
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Pappu: Eat Pizza.
Girlfriend: No! something romantic.
Pappu: We can eat Pizza in candlelight! -
![Teacher: What do you call mosquitoes in your language? <br/>
Pappu: We don't call them, they come on their own!]()
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Pappu: We don't call them, they come on their own! -
![Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru? <br/>
Pappu: He was India's first Prime Minister who didn't allow India's 16th PM to work for four years!]()
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Pappu: He was India's first Prime Minister who didn't allow India's 16th PM to work for four years! -
![Bunty: Do you know Newton's second law?<br/>
Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a law student!]()
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Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a law student! -
![Teacher: What is Anesthesia?<br/>
Pappu: 2 Amritsari Kulche with Thandi Lassi!]()
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Pappu: 2 Amritsari Kulche with Thandi Lassi! -
![Bunty: What do you think you'll be getting for Valentines' Day?<br/>
Pappu: Some forwarded messages!]()
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Pappu: Some forwarded messages!
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