Pappu SMS

  • Girl: What are you looking at?<br/>
Pappu: Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Except she's taller, better looking and much attractive than you!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: What are you looking at?
    Pappu: Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Except she's taller, better looking and much attractive than you!
  • Pappu: Do you know what is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?<br/>
Bunty: What?<br/>
Pappu: Imagination!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Do you know what is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?
    Bunty: What?
    Pappu: Imagination!
  • Bunty: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?<br/>
Pappu: Deciding to get up!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?
    Pappu: Deciding to get up!
  • Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?<br/>
Girl: Get your own, I am next!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?
    Girl: Get your own, I am next!
  • Pappu to a girl: Let me drop you, girl.<br/>
Girl: No, I don't go with strangers.<br/>
Pappu: Achha Toh Saare Autowale Tere Bhai Hain Kya?Upload to Facebook
    Pappu to a girl: Let me drop you, girl.
    Girl: No, I don't go with strangers.
    Pappu: Achha Toh Saare Autowale Tere Bhai Hain Kya?
  • Pappu: I love how music can take you to another place.<br/>
Bunty: How?<br/>
Pappu: For example, Himesh Reshamiya was playing in that cafe so I went to a different cafe!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I love how music can take you to another place.
    Bunty: How?
    Pappu: For example, Himesh Reshamiya was playing in that cafe so I went to a different cafe!
  • Teacher: Khoobsurat Ladki Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?<br/>
Pappu: I Love You!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Khoobsurat Ladki Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?
    Pappu: I Love You!
  • Neighbour: Which channel do you like to watch most on TV?<br/>
Pappu: CNBC.<br/>
Neighbour: Aren't you too young to watch business and shares related channels?<br/>
Pappu's mother: He is saying Cartoon Network... He's Punjabi, so just adds BC at the end of whatever he says!Upload to Facebook
    Neighbour: Which channel do you like to watch most on TV?
    Pappu: CNBC.
    Neighbour: Aren't you too young to watch business and shares related channels?
    Pappu's mother: He is saying Cartoon Network... He's Punjabi, so just adds BC at the end of whatever he says!
  • Bunty: Bhai Suna, Sumit Ne Apni Facebook Wali Girlfriend Ke Liye 300 Ka Recharge Karwaya Hai.<br/>
Pappu: Humein Toh Kabhi 10 Ke Samose Nahi Khilaye, Lekin Koi Baat Nahi!<br/>
Bunty: Aise Kaise Koi Baat Nahi?<br/>
Pappu: Kyonki Woh Facebook Wali Girlfriend Main Hi Hun!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Bhai Suna, Sumit Ne Apni Facebook Wali Girlfriend Ke Liye 300 Ka Recharge Karwaya Hai.
    Pappu: Humein Toh Kabhi 10 Ke Samose Nahi Khilaye, Lekin Koi Baat Nahi!
    Bunty: Aise Kaise Koi Baat Nahi?
    Pappu: Kyonki Woh Facebook Wali Girlfriend Main Hi Hun!
  • Bunty: How was your date?<br/>
Pappu: I don't think my girlfriend will ever go on a date with me.<br/>
Bunty: Why?<br/>
Pappu: Because she says I dance like a zombie trying to hold in a fart.Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: How was your date?
    Pappu: I don't think my girlfriend will ever go on a date with me.
    Bunty: Why?
    Pappu: Because she says I dance like a zombie trying to hold in a fart.
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