Girl: What are you looking at? Pappu: Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Except she's taller, better looking and much attractive than you! |
Pappu: Do you know what is it called when your crush has a crush on you too? Bunty: What? Pappu: Imagination! |
Bunty: What part of your morning routine takes the longest? Pappu: Deciding to get up! |
Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number? Girl: Get your own, I am next! |
Pappu to a girl: Let me drop you, girl. Girl: No, I don't go with strangers. Pappu: Achha Toh Saare Autowale Tere Bhai Hain Kya? |
Pappu: I love how music can take you to another place. Bunty: How? Pappu: For example, Himesh Reshamiya was playing in that cafe so I went to a different cafe! |
Teacher: Khoobsurat Ladki Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain? Pappu: I Love You! |
Neighbour: Which channel do you like to watch most on TV? Pappu: CNBC. Neighbour: Aren't you too young to watch business and shares related channels? Pappu's mother: He is saying Cartoon Network... He's Punjabi, so just adds BC at the end of whatever he says! |
Bunty: Bhai Suna, Sumit Ne Apni Facebook Wali Girlfriend Ke Liye 300 Ka Recharge Karwaya Hai. Pappu: Humein Toh Kabhi 10 Ke Samose Nahi Khilaye, Lekin Koi Baat Nahi! Bunty: Aise Kaise Koi Baat Nahi? Pappu: Kyonki Woh Facebook Wali Girlfriend Main Hi Hun! |
Bunty: How was your date? Pappu: I don't think my girlfriend will ever go on a date with me. Bunty: Why? Pappu: Because she says I dance like a zombie trying to hold in a fart. |