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Upload to Facebook Bunty: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?
Pappu: Deciding to get up! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?
Girl: Get your own, I am next! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu to a girl: Let me drop you, girl.
Girl: No, I don't go with strangers.
Pappu: Achha Toh Saare Autowale Tere Bhai Hain Kya? -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I love how music can take you to another place.
Bunty: How?
Pappu: For example, Himesh Reshamiya was playing in that cafe so I went to a different cafe! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Khoobsurat Ladki Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?
Pappu: I Love You! -
Upload to Facebook Neighbour: Which channel do you like to watch most on TV?
Pappu: CNBC.
Neighbour: Aren't you too young to watch business and shares related channels?
Pappu's mother: He is saying Cartoon Network... He's Punjabi, so just adds BC at the end of whatever he says! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Bhai Suna, Sumit Ne Apni Facebook Wali Girlfriend Ke Liye 300 Ka Recharge Karwaya Hai.
Pappu: Humein Toh Kabhi 10 Ke Samose Nahi Khilaye, Lekin Koi Baat Nahi!
Bunty: Aise Kaise Koi Baat Nahi?
Pappu: Kyonki Woh Facebook Wali Girlfriend Main Hi Hun! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: How was your date?
Pappu: I don't think my girlfriend will ever go on a date with me.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: Because she says I dance like a zombie trying to hold in a fart. -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Tomorrow, Men and girls will fight each other.
Bunty: What? But why?
Pappu: Because tomorrow is Mangalwar! -
Upload to Facebook A guy winks at Pappu's girlfriend.
Girlfriend: Teach him a lesson.
Pappu (whispering to a guy): Never tell her that she looks fat in Pants!
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