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Upload to Facebook Pappu went to get a Tattoo:
Pappu: What kind of tattoo should I get?
Tattoo Artist: Something you feel a strong connection with.
Pappu: Gulab Jamun Bana Do! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
Pappu: A can't opener! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Do you know why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: They kept dropping their trunks! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu was eating chips.
Jeeto: Is there anything you will gain out of eating such things?
Pappu: Yes
Jeeto: What?
Pappu: Weight! -
Upload to Facebook After Results:
Pappu to his younger cousin: Tere Kitne Marks Aaye?
Cousin: Tere Kitne Aaye The?
Pappu: Chal Bye Abhi Jana Hai... Kuch Kaam Yaad Aa Gaya! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Don't worry guys if AB de Villiers has retired. Now he will open a bar and name it Modi Sarkar.
Bunty: Why?
Because, AB Ki Bar, Modi Sarkar! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu's friend: Yaar Maine Ek Kutta Liya Hai, Uska Kya Naam Rakhun?
Pappu: Kutta.
Friend: Yaar Kutte Ka Naam Kutta Kaun Rakhta Hai?
Pappu: Toh Tere Papa Ne Tera Naam 'Manav' Kyon Rakha? -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What is 1+1?
Pappu: Happy Hours! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: What are you looking at?
Pappu: Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Except she's taller, better looking and much attractive than you! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Do you know what is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?
Bunty: What?
Pappu: Imagination!
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