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Upload to Facebook Santa: What inspires you to get up every day and get out of bed?
Pappu: My bladder, mostly! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Why does India celebrate Children's Day on Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru's birthday?
Pappu: Because Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru gave away India to his children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: You are such a good dancer, so natural, so cool. Who taught you?
Pappu: Jack
Girl: Jack who?
Pappu: Jack Daniels! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: What happened? Why are you so sad?
Girl: I lost my job.
Pappu: Oh! My dad's company is recruiting.
Girl: Wow! Which position?
Pappu: Daughter-in-law! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Tell me something about yourself.
Pappu: I like working out, staying fit and eating healthy and lying! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Name a bird with wings but can't fly?
Pappu: A dead bird, Sir! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Pappu what's the outside of a tree called?
Pappu: I don't know Miss.
Teacher: Bark Pappu, Bark!
Pappu: Woof... woof! -
Upload to Facebook Maths Teacher: If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?
Pappu: A drinking problem! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, how does it feel having an awesome son?
Santa: I don't know, ask your Grandpa.
Pappu: Maine Pucha Tha But Woh Keh Rahe Hain Humein Kya Pata In Sab Chizon Ke Bare Mein!
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