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Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: I'm pregnant. What do you want it to be?
Pappu: Definitely a joke! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Exam Ki Tayaari Karli?
Pappu: Maine Result Ki Bhi Tayaari Karli.
Bunty: Matlab?
Pappu: Papa Ki Belt, Joote Chuppa Diya Hain! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: What's the craziest thing that ever happened to you?
Pappu: My crush had been texting me without ignoring me! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Kuchh Aisa Bolo Ki Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye.
Pappu: Woh Dekh Tere Papa Aa Gaye! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I fell off a 50 ft. ladder yesterday.
Bunty: But you seem fine.
Pappu: Yeah, luckily I was on the bottom step! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Who is your 4 AM friend?
Pappu: I am my own 4 AM friend. Everyday at 4 AM, I have deep conversations with myself like, "What's wrong with you? Tu Sota Kyon Nahi Hai?" -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Why do girls live longer than boys?
Pappu: Because shopping doesn't cause heart attacks. Paying the bill does! -
Upload to Facebook English Teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain something to someone in such a strange and lengthy manner that the person who is listening to him understands very little or nothing at all. Do you understand me?
Pappu: No! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Count from 1 to 10
Pappu: 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10
Teacher: Where is 6?
Pappu: Ma'am, today in morning news they said, 6 died due to Swine Flu!
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