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![Pappu: I am fed up with my parents.<br/>
Bunty: What happened?<br/>
Pappu: Unko Time Check Karna Bhi Nahi Aata.<br/>
Bunty: Hua Kya?<br/>
Pappu: Roz Subah Mujhe Utha Kar Bolte Hain, `Uth Ja Dekh Kitna Time Ho Geya Hai!`]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I am fed up with my parents.
Bunty: What happened?
Pappu: Unko Time Check Karna Bhi Nahi Aata.
Bunty: Hua Kya?
Pappu: Roz Subah Mujhe Utha Kar Bolte Hain, "Uth Ja Dekh Kitna Time Ho Geya Hai!" -
![Pappu: Do you know why girls love to go Goa?<br/>
Bunty: Why?<br/>
Pappu: Because they love beaching around!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Do you know why girls love to go Goa?
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: Because they love beaching around! -
![Girlfriend: I'm pregnant. What do you want it to be?<br/>
Pappu: Definitely a joke!]()
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: I'm pregnant. What do you want it to be?
Pappu: Definitely a joke! -
![Bunty: Exam Ki Tayaari Karli?<br/>
Pappu: Maine Result Ki Bhi Tayaari Karli.<br/>
Bunty: Matlab?<br/>
Pappu: Papa Ki Belt, Joote Chuppa Diya Hain!]()
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Exam Ki Tayaari Karli?
Pappu: Maine Result Ki Bhi Tayaari Karli.
Bunty: Matlab?
Pappu: Papa Ki Belt, Joote Chuppa Diya Hain! -
![Bunty: What's the craziest thing that ever happened to you?<br/>
Pappu: My crush had been texting me without ignoring me!]()
Upload to Facebook Bunty: What's the craziest thing that ever happened to you?
Pappu: My crush had been texting me without ignoring me! -
![Girl: Kuchh Aisa Bolo Ki Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye.<br/>
Pappu: Woh Dekh Tere Papa Aa Gaye!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: Kuchh Aisa Bolo Ki Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye.
Pappu: Woh Dekh Tere Papa Aa Gaye! -
![Pappu: I fell off a 50 ft. ladder yesterday.<br/>
Bunty: But you seem fine.<br/>
Pappu: Yeah, luckily I was on the bottom step!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I fell off a 50 ft. ladder yesterday.
Bunty: But you seem fine.
Pappu: Yeah, luckily I was on the bottom step! -
![Bunty: Who is your 4 AM friend?<br/>
Pappu: I am my own 4 AM friend. Everyday at 4 AM, I have deep conversations with myself like, `What's wrong with you? Tu Sota Kyon Nahi Hai?`]()
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Who is your 4 AM friend?
Pappu: I am my own 4 AM friend. Everyday at 4 AM, I have deep conversations with myself like, "What's wrong with you? Tu Sota Kyon Nahi Hai?" -
![Bunty: Why do girls live longer than boys?<br/>
Pappu: Because shopping doesn't cause heart attacks. Paying the bill does!]()
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Why do girls live longer than boys?
Pappu: Because shopping doesn't cause heart attacks. Paying the bill does! -
![English Teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?<br/>
Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we!]()
Upload to Facebook English Teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we!
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