Pappu SMS

  • Bunty: Chal 'Kalank' Dekhne Chalte Hain.<br/>
Pappu: Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai, Mirror Dekh Le Ja Kar!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Chal 'Kalank' Dekhne Chalte Hain.
    Pappu: Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai, Mirror Dekh Le Ja Kar!
  • Pappu: Hey Tina, would you like to dance with me?<br/>
Tina: I don't dance with a kid.<br/>
Pappu: Oh sorry, I didn't know you are pregnant!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Hey Tina, would you like to dance with me?
    Tina: I don't dance with a kid.
    Pappu: Oh sorry, I didn't know you are pregnant!
  • Bunty: I think you should get married now.<br/>
Pappu: Who needs a wife anyway? How difficult can it be to boil a toast?Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: I think you should get married now.
    Pappu: Who needs a wife anyway? How difficult can it be to boil a toast?
  • Teacher: Define alcohol.<br/>
Pappu: Alcohol is a liquid which is good for preserving almost everything except secrets!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Define alcohol.
    Pappu: Alcohol is a liquid which is good for preserving almost everything except secrets!
  • Teacher: Where's your homework?<br/>
Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Where's your homework?
    Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it!
  • Bunty: Why is 'Dark' spelled with a K and not a C?<br/>
Pappu: Because you can't C in the dark!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Why is 'Dark' spelled with a K and not a C?
    Pappu: Because you can't C in the dark!
  • Bunty: What makes life so difficult?<br/>
Pappu: I think people!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: What makes life so difficult?
    Pappu: I think people!
  • Bunty: What's worse than heartbreak?<br/>
Pappu: Coming home after a night out to see that you've a pile of clothes on your bed and you can't get straight in it and go to sleep!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: What's worse than heartbreak?
    Pappu: Coming home after a night out to see that you've a pile of clothes on your bed and you can't get straight in it and go to sleep!
  • Teacher: Have you ever proposed to any girl?<br/>
Pappu: No Sir, I am a Maths student, so have supposed only!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Have you ever proposed to any girl?
    Pappu: No Sir, I am a Maths student, so have supposed only!
  • Pappu: I shall see you pretty soon?<br/>
Girlfriend: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I shall see you pretty soon?
    Girlfriend: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?
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