Bunty: Chal 'Kalank' Dekhne Chalte Hain. Pappu: Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai, Mirror Dekh Le Ja Kar! |
Pappu: Hey Tina, would you like to dance with me? Tina: I don't dance with a kid. Pappu: Oh sorry, I didn't know you are pregnant! |
Bunty: I think you should get married now. Pappu: Who needs a wife anyway? How difficult can it be to boil a toast? |
Teacher: Define alcohol. Pappu: Alcohol is a liquid which is good for preserving almost everything except secrets! |
Teacher: Where's your homework? Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it! |
Bunty: Why is 'Dark' spelled with a K and not a C? Pappu: Because you can't C in the dark! |
Bunty: What makes life so difficult? Pappu: I think people! |
Bunty: What's worse than heartbreak? Pappu: Coming home after a night out to see that you've a pile of clothes on your bed and you can't get straight in it and go to sleep! |
Teacher: Have you ever proposed to any girl? Pappu: No Sir, I am a Maths student, so have supposed only! |
Pappu: I shall see you pretty soon? Girlfriend: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now? |