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![Pappu: You look like my wife.<br/>
Girl: Oh... what's your wife name?<br/>
Pappu: I'm not married yet!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: You look like my wife.
Girl: Oh... what's your wife name?
Pappu: I'm not married yet! -
![Pappu: Dad, would you like to save some money?<br/>
Santa: I certainly would, son. Any suggestions?<br/>
Pappu: Why don't you buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast!]()
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Santa: I certainly would, son. Any suggestions?
Pappu: Why don't you buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast! -
![Pappu: Dad, where is mom?<br/>
Santa: In the kitchen. Why?<br/>
Pappu: The school sent this report to be signed by a parent.<br/>
Santa: Why I can't I sign it?<br/>
Pappu: The school said it has to be signed by a responsible adult!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, where is mom?
Santa: In the kitchen. Why?
Pappu: The school sent this report to be signed by a parent.
Santa: Why I can't I sign it?
Pappu: The school said it has to be signed by a responsible adult! -
![Bunty: Where do your girlfriend live?<br/>
Pappu: In other nation.<br/>
Bunty: Which nation?<br/>
Pappu: In my 'Imagination'!]()
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Where do your girlfriend live?
Pappu: In other nation.
Bunty: Which nation?
Pappu: In my 'Imagination'! -
![Pappu: You are my drug.<br/>
Girlfriend: Awww you can't live without me?<br/>
Pappu: No, you cost me too much and you ruin my life!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: You are my drug.
Girlfriend: Awww you can't live without me?
Pappu: No, you cost me too much and you ruin my life! -
![Pappu was listening to music in the class.<br/>
Teacher: Pay attention.<br/>
Pappu: I am paying attention, sir.<br/>
Teacher: Really? What is the last thing I said?<br/>
Pappu: The last thing you said is, `Pay Attention`!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu was listening to music in the class.
Teacher: Pay attention.
Pappu: I am paying attention, sir.
Teacher: Really? What is the last thing I said?
Pappu: The last thing you said is, "Pay Attention"! -
![Bunty: Kya Milta Hai Tumhein Meri Beizzati Karke?<br/>
Pappu: Sukoon, Khushi Aur Raat Ko Neend Bhi Achhi Aati Hai!]()
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Pappu: Sukoon, Khushi Aur Raat Ko Neend Bhi Achhi Aati Hai! -
![Bunty: Why is your dog always so happy?<br/>
Pappu: Dogs are always happy because they get to sleep so much!]()
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Why is your dog always so happy?
Pappu: Dogs are always happy because they get to sleep so much! -
![Pappu: When I look into your eyes I always see something beautiful.<br/>
Girlfriend: Awww... what?<br/>
Pappu: My reflection!]()
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Girlfriend: Awww... what?
Pappu: My reflection! -
![Bunty: I want a job where I can start at the top.<br/>
Pappu: Why don't you start with 'Grave Digging'?]()
Upload to Facebook Bunty: I want a job where I can start at the top.
Pappu: Why don't you start with 'Grave Digging'?
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