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![Girl: What do you do?<br/>
Pappu: I race cars.<br/>
Girl: Do you win many races?<br/>
Pappu: No, the cars are much faster!]()
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Pappu: I race cars.
Girl: Do you win many races?
Pappu: No, the cars are much faster! -
![Bunty: True love always comes back.<br/>
Pappu: That's right, last month my girlfriend came back to me after a fight to invite me for her wedding!]()
Upload to Facebook Bunty: True love always comes back.
Pappu: That's right, last month my girlfriend came back to me after a fight to invite me for her wedding! -
![Teacher: Which is the best sweet dish you would like to make for your best friend?<br/>
Pappu: Izzat Ka Falooda!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Which is the best sweet dish you would like to make for your best friend?
Pappu: Izzat Ka Falooda! -
![Pappu: My girlfriend has dumped me.<br/>
Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reason for ditching you?<br/>
Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: My girlfriend has dumped me.
Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reason for ditching you?
Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back! -
![Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!<br/>
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good! -
![Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi Hai, Kya?<br/>
Pappu: Kyun?<br/>
Girl: Haste Hue Koi Photo Nahi Dekhi, Teri.<br/>
Pappu: Tu Nahati Nahi, Kya?]()
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Pappu: Kyun?
Girl: Haste Hue Koi Photo Nahi Dekhi, Teri.
Pappu: Tu Nahati Nahi, Kya? -
![Girl: Jaldi Kuch Karo, Mere Liye Rishte Aa Rahe Hain.<br/>
Pappu: Pregnant Kar Du Kya?]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: Jaldi Kuch Karo, Mere Liye Rishte Aa Rahe Hain.
Pappu: Pregnant Kar Du Kya? -
![Teacher: What is a noun?<br/>
Pappu: A noun is somebody living in a convent!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What is a noun?
Pappu: A noun is somebody living in a convent! -
![Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have ₹ 2000/- in one pocket & ₹ 2000/- in another pocket, what would you think?<br/>
Pappu: Oh Main Kite Apne Peyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Pa Layi!]()
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Pappu: Oh Main Kite Apne Peyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Pa Layi! -
![Pappu: What do you think of 35A?<br/>
Girlfriend: That's not my size. Whose size is that... who is that bitch?<br/>
Pappu: Galti Ho Gayi Meri Maa... Maaf Kar De!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: What do you think of 35A?
Girlfriend: That's not my size. Whose size is that... who is that bitch?
Pappu: Galti Ho Gayi Meri Maa... Maaf Kar De!
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