Pappu: I want to be a billionaire like my uncle. Bunty: Your uncle is a billionaire? Pappu: He wants to be a billionaire too! |
Santa: Tere Mein Koi Lakshan Nahi Dikh Rahe Zindagi Mein Aage Badhne Ke. Pappu: I am asymptomatic! |
Girl: Baby, my mom liked you. She said yes for marriage. Pappu: I only loved you and I only want to marry you. Tell your mom to forget me! |
Pappu: Do you want to earn money from your phone? Bunty: How? Pappu: Just sell it! |
Pappu: What is GPS? Santa: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving. Pappu: So it's Mom? |
Bunty: Meri Girlfriend Ne Mujhe Dhokha De Diya. Pappu: Jaisi Teri Shakal Hai... Toh Kya Sarkari Naukri Deti! |
Teacher: What is the opposite of Valentine? Pappu: Quarantine. Teacher: How? Pappu: Valentine brings two people closer and Quarantine keeps them apart! |
Pappu: Dad, check my gifts given by my girlfriend. Santa: Beta Tumhein Yeh Kya Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai? Pappu: Nahi, Priya Deti Hai! |
Girlfriend: What is more important to you, food or her love? Pappu: Sorry, I don't like talking while eating! |
Bunty: Yaar, Yeh Shaadi Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai? Pappu: Dhoom Dhaam Se Khud Ki Supari Dena! |