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![Pappu: I love you.<br/>
Girl: I have a boyfriend.<br/>
Pappu: You are so beautiful you deserve two boyfriends!]()
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Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Pappu: You are so beautiful you deserve two boyfriends! -
![Teacher: Have you done anything generous?<br/>
Pappu: I met a boy outside my house crying, he had lost 100 rupees. So I gave him 10 rupees from the 100 rupees I found. When God blesses you, you must bless others!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Have you done anything generous?
Pappu: I met a boy outside my house crying, he had lost 100 rupees. So I gave him 10 rupees from the 100 rupees I found. When God blesses you, you must bless others! -
![Teacher: What is the opposite of antibiotic?<br/>
Pappu: Uncle-biotic!]()
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Pappu: Uncle-biotic! -
![Teacher: What do you know about atoms?<br/>
Pappu: Very little!]()
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Pappu: Very little! -
![Pappu: Do you still have any feelings for me?<br/>
Ex-Girlfriend: Yes, I do.<br/>
Pappu: Awww, thank you.<br/>
Ex-Girlfriend: But those are all negative feelings!]()
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Ex-Girlfriend: Yes, I do.
Pappu: Awww, thank you.
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![Guy: Aapka Maal Pahunch Gaya Hai.<br/>
Pappu: Point Pe Deliver Kar Do Aur Dekhna Police Se Bachke.<br/>
Guy: Bhiyaa Flipkart Se Bol Raha Hun.<br/>
Pappu: Toh Maal Kya Hota Hai Be?]()
Upload to Facebook Guy: Aapka Maal Pahunch Gaya Hai.
Pappu: Point Pe Deliver Kar Do Aur Dekhna Police Se Bachke.
Guy: Bhiyaa Flipkart Se Bol Raha Hun.
Pappu: Toh Maal Kya Hota Hai Be? -
![Genuine doubt - After the online class:<br/>
Teacher: If there is any doubt, you can ask?<br/>
Pappu: Ma'am, that fellow who brought your tea, is he your husband?]()
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Teacher: If there is any doubt, you can ask?
Pappu: Ma'am, that fellow who brought your tea, is he your husband? -
![Girl: I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend.<br/>
Pappu: That's cool, but I thought you might need a husband. Here's my number!]()
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Pappu: That's cool, but I thought you might need a husband. Here's my number! -
![Pappu: Papa, Yeh Mard Kaun Hota Hai?<br/>
Santa: Jo Insaan Poore Ghar Mein Apni Hukumat Chalaye.<br/>
Pappu: Papa Main Bhi Bada Hokar Mummy Ki Tarah Mard Banuga!]()
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Santa: Jo Insaan Poore Ghar Mein Apni Hukumat Chalaye.
Pappu: Papa Main Bhi Bada Hokar Mummy Ki Tarah Mard Banuga! -
![Teacher: Why are you late?<br/>
Pappu: Yesterday we ate the rooster that used to wake me up!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Why are you late?
Pappu: Yesterday we ate the rooster that used to wake me up!
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