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![Teacher: How can one person do so many stupid things?<br/>
Pappu: I get up early!]()
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![Pappu: Scientist Log Apne Ghar Mein Door Bell Kyun Nahi Lagwate?<br/>
Bunty: Kyun?<br/>
Pappu: Kyunki Woh 'No-Bell' prize Jeetna Chahte Hain!]()
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Bunty: Kyun?
Pappu: Kyunki Woh 'No-Bell' prize Jeetna Chahte Hain! -
![Teacher: Gaali Dete Hue Sharam Nahi Aati?<br/>
Pappu: Aati Hai, Sharmate Hue Deta Hun!]()
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Pappu: Aati Hai, Sharmate Hue Deta Hun! -
![Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt.<br/>
Santa: What's it, son?<br/>
Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Godly status by listening to his father in Satyayug.<br/>
Santa: That's true, son.<br/>
Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.<br/>
Santa: That is also true.<br/>
Pappu: So, dad, kindly enlighten me: Should I listen to you or not?<br/>
Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life!]()
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Santa: What's it, son?
Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Godly status by listening to his father in Satyayug.
Santa: That's true, son.
Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.
Santa: That is also true.
Pappu: So, dad, kindly enlighten me: Should I listen to you or not?
Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life! -
![Pappu: Do you know what comes after the USA?<br/>
Teacher: What?<br/>
Pappu: USB!]()
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Teacher: What?
Pappu: USB! -
![Bunty: Cow Ghaas Kyon Khaati Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Uske Paas Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Hota!]()
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Pappu: Uske Paas Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Hota! -
![Santa: Tere Mein Koi Lakshan Nahi Dikh Rahe, Jeevan Mein Aage Badhne Ke.<br/>
Pappu: I am asymptomatic!]()
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Pappu: I am asymptomatic! -
![Teacher: You have 500 rupees, your friend messages you and asks 200 rupees, and your girlfriend messages you and asks 300 rupees. How much you have left?<br/>
Pappu: 500 rupees and 2 unread messages!]()
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Pappu: 500 rupees and 2 unread messages! -
![Teacher: Khoobsurat Ladki Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?<br/>
Pappu: I love you!]()
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Pappu: I love you! -
![Pappu: Can you lend me 2000 rupees?<br/>
Bunty: I don't have right now.<br/>
Pappu: Can I use mine and you give when you have it?]()
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Bunty: I don't have right now.
Pappu: Can I use mine and you give when you have it?
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