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![Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?<br/>
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain something to someone in such a strange and lengthy manner that the person who is listening to him understands very little or nothing at all. Do you understand me?<br/>
Pappu: No!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain something to someone in such a strange and lengthy manner that the person who is listening to him understands very little or nothing at all. Do you understand me?
Pappu: No! -
![Teacher: Count from 1 to 10<br/>
Pappu: 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10<br/>
Teacher: Where is 6?<br/>
Pappu: Ma'am, today in morning news they said, 6 died due to Swine Flu!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Count from 1 to 10
Pappu: 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10
Teacher: Where is 6?
Pappu: Ma'am, today in morning news they said, 6 died due to Swine Flu! -
![Santa: What inspires you to get up every day and get out of bed?<br/>
Pappu: My bladder, mostly!]()
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Pappu: My bladder, mostly! -
![Teacher: Why does India celebrate Children's Day on Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru's birthday?<br/>
Pappu: Because Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru gave away India to his children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren!]()
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Pappu: Because Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru gave away India to his children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren! -
![Girl: You are such a good dancer, so natural, so cool. Who taught you?<br/>
Pappu: Jack<br/>
Girl: Jack who?<br/>
Pappu: Jack Daniels!]()
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Pappu: Jack
Girl: Jack who?
Pappu: Jack Daniels! -
![Pappu: What happened? Why are you so sad?<br/>
Girl: I lost my job.<br/>
Pappu: Oh! My dad's company is recruiting.<br/>
Girl: Wow! Which position?<br/>
Pappu: Daughter-in-law!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: What happened? Why are you so sad?
Girl: I lost my job.
Pappu: Oh! My dad's company is recruiting.
Girl: Wow! Which position?
Pappu: Daughter-in-law! -
![Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!<br/>
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!]()
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Pappu: That's why I say she's no good! -
![Girlfriend: Tell me something about yourself.<br/>
Pappu: I like working out, staying fit and eating healthy and lying!]()
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Tell me something about yourself.
Pappu: I like working out, staying fit and eating healthy and lying! -
![Teacher: Name a bird with wings but can't fly?<br/>
Pappu: A dead bird, Sir!]()
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Pappu: A dead bird, Sir! -
![Teacher: Pappu what's the outside of a tree called?<br/>
Pappu: I don't know Miss.<br/>
Teacher: Bark Pappu, Bark!<br/>
Pappu: Woof... woof!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Pappu what's the outside of a tree called?
Pappu: I don't know Miss.
Teacher: Bark Pappu, Bark!
Pappu: Woof... woof!
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