Maths Teacher: If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have? Pappu: A drinking problem! |
Pappu: Dad, how does it feel having an awesome son? Santa: I don't know, ask your Grandpa. Pappu: Maine Pucha Tha But Woh Keh Rahe Hain Humein Kya Pata In Sab Chizon Ke Bare Mein! |
Pappu went to get a Tattoo: Pappu: What kind of tattoo should I get? Tattoo Artist: Something you feel a strong connection with. Pappu: Gulab Jamun Bana Do! |
Teacher: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? Pappu: A can't opener! |
Pappu: Do you know why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool? Bunty: Why? Pappu: They kept dropping their trunks! |
Pappu was eating chips. Jeeto: Is there anything you will gain out of eating such things? Pappu: Yes Jeeto: What? Pappu: Weight! |
After Results: Pappu to his younger cousin: Tere Kitne Marks Aaye? Cousin: Tere Kitne Aaye The? Pappu: Chal Bye Abhi Jana Hai... Kuch Kaam Yaad Aa Gaya! |
Pappu: Don't worry guys if AB de Villiers has retired. Now he will open a bar and name it Modi Sarkar. Bunty: Why? Because, AB Ki Bar, Modi Sarkar! |
Pappu's friend: Yaar Maine Ek Kutta Liya Hai, Uska Kya Naam Rakhun? Pappu: Kutta. Friend: Yaar Kutte Ka Naam Kutta Kaun Rakhta Hai? Pappu: Toh Tere Papa Ne Tera Naam 'Manav' Kyon Rakha? |
Teacher: What is 1+1? Pappu: Happy Hours! |