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![Maths teacher to Pappu, If you have Rs. 1000/- in one pocket & Rs. 1000/- in another pocket, what would you think?<br/>
Pappu: Main Kite Apne Piyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Paa Layi?]()
Upload to Facebook Maths teacher to Pappu, If you have Rs. 1000/- in one pocket & Rs. 1000/- in another pocket, what would you think?
Pappu: Main Kite Apne Piyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Paa Layi? -
![Bunty: Why does one get great ideas come when one is in the toilet?<br/>
Pappu: Because 'shit' is out of one's system!]()
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Why does one get great ideas come when one is in the toilet?
Pappu: Because 'shit' is out of one's system! -
![Uncle: College Jaate Ho Beta.<br/>
Pappu: Nahi.<br/>
Uncle: Oh Toh School Mein Ho?<br/>
Pappu: Nahi, College Mein Hun.<br/>
Uncle: Maine Bhi Wahi Pucha.<br/>
Pappu: Uncle, College Mein Hun Lekin Jaata Nahi Hun!]()
Upload to Facebook Uncle: College Jaate Ho Beta.
Pappu: Nahi.
Uncle: Oh Toh School Mein Ho?
Pappu: Nahi, College Mein Hun.
Uncle: Maine Bhi Wahi Pucha.
Pappu: Uncle, College Mein Hun Lekin Jaata Nahi Hun! -
![Interviewer: What's your strength?<br/>
Pappu: I wake-up before the alarm.<br/>
Interviewer: What's your weakness?<br/>
Pappu: Turning off the alarm and sleeping again!]()
Upload to Facebook Interviewer: What's your strength?
Pappu: I wake-up before the alarm.
Interviewer: What's your weakness?
Pappu: Turning off the alarm and sleeping again! -
![Mom: Where did you hide the Nutella?<br/>
Pappu: I'm nutelling you!]()
Upload to Facebook Mom: Where did you hide the Nutella?
Pappu: I'm nutelling you! -
![Girlfriend: How much do you love me?<br/>
Pappu: I thought there'd be no Maths involved!]()
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: How much do you love me?
Pappu: I thought there'd be no Maths involved! -
![Pappu: Bhai, New Year Ka Plan Kya Hai?<br/>
Bunty: Koi Plan Nahi Hai... Kyon?<br/>
Pappu: Kuch Nahi Bas Cancel Karna Tha!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Bhai, New Year Ka Plan Kya Hai?
Bunty: Koi Plan Nahi Hai... Kyon?
Pappu: Kuch Nahi Bas Cancel Karna Tha! -
![Pappu to his mom: I am glad you named me Pappu.<br />
Jeeto: Why?<br />
Pappu: Because that's what all the kids at school call me!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu to his mom: I am glad you named me Pappu.
Jeeto: Why?
Pappu: Because that's what all the kids at school call me! -
![Santa saw Pappu with his girlfriend.<br/>
Santa: Tumhein Yeh Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Are Papa, Uska Naam Shobha Nahi, Priya Hai!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa saw Pappu with his girlfriend.
Santa: Tumhein Yeh Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
Pappu: Are Papa, Uska Naam Shobha Nahi, Priya Hai! -
![Santa: What did you learn today?<br/>
Pappu: That, Maths is 90% natural ability and 50% hard work!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: What did you learn today?
Pappu: That, Maths is 90% natural ability and 50% hard work!
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