At a restaurant: Waiter: Sir Kya Lenge Aap? Pappu: Coffee Waiter: Aur Madam? Girlfriend: Sab Badhiya Aap Batao! |
On a Date: Pappu: Black coffee for two. Girlfriend: Mujhe Pink Wali Chahiye. Pappu: Ek Hi De Do, Yeh Mere Saath Nahi Hai! |
Bunty: Why is Thor's brother so relaxed all the time? Pappu: I don't know... he's just 'low-key'! |
Teacher: Today's homework is to read pages from 15-25. Pappu: Yaay! There's no homework today! |
Girlfriend: What are those four words that you never want to hear? Pappu: There is no food! |
Bunty: How is your crush? Pappu: No more. Bunty: What happened? Pappu: Nothing, she replied to my Hi now! Bunty: She doesn't deserve you, bro! |
At a wedding function: Aunty: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai, Kaun Sa Course Lena Hai? Pappu: Ji Bas Ab Main Course! |
Bunty: I got a new guitar tattoo. Pappu: Agar Khujli Karega Toh Bajega Kya? |
Bunty: Hello Bhai, Kya Haal Hai? Pappu: Mast Bhai, Tu Suna. Bunty: Yaar Ek Kaam Tha... Pappu: Haan Toh Karle, Baad Mein Baat Karenge! |
Teacher: If you had one rupee and you asked your father for another, how many rupees would you have? Pappu: One rupee. Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic. Pappu: You don't know my father! |