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Upload to Facebook Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?
Pappu: Because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Which is your favorite fiction character?
Pappu: Girlfriend! -
Upload to Facebook Interviewer: Are you familiar with Microsoft word?
Pappu: Yes I've heard that word many times! -
Upload to Facebook Trainer: Why do you want to learn Jujistu?
Person 1: To defend myself.
Person 2: Discipline.
Pappu: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?
Pappu: Occasionally but occasions come regularly! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Please name two pronouns.
Pappu: Who? Me?
Teacher: Correct! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: I am a chef.
Pappu: Oh! Kya Bana Leti Ho?
Girl: Baat Ka Batangad! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?
Pappu: You're both.
Girlfriend: What do you mean both?
Pappu: You're pretty ugly! -
Upload to Facebook Uncle: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai?
Pappu: Bas Uncle Tanki Bhar Jayegi Toh Motor Band Kar Dunga! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Why all the things are on the floor?
Pappu: Because of gravity Mom!
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